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Diane!

Hey, Chicken. How's it going? I know some people want to eat you, but I just want to talk to you.

About Me

Kind, respectful, trustworthy, considerate, hardworking, dedicated. Yeah, it's like that.
Bespectacled southpaw.
animal lover.
Aspiring male nurse.
tender cougar
Motorcyclist.
Friend to oldies.
Reigning Synchronized Slip-n-Slide Olympic Champion.
Recovering dick and fart joke addict.
Body shot problem.

My Interests

Floor hockey, eye contact, Sagitarians, hard cuddling, theme parties, costumes & disguises, Guitar Hero, dimmer switches, marching bands, BBQing, Italia!, pet matchmaking, "double dutch; double drums," fag porn, lists, chickens and coop design, seasonal foods, punctuality, good manners.

I'd like to meet:

A handsome bear to hire for yardwork. A personal shopper. Sporty friends! Go-getters.
And this guy: (...oh, and also E.T.)

Music:

Queen, ABBA, That pop mix Kristi made, ELO, Ratatat, Heart, The Who, Trina, Justin, Lite hits of the '70's, Trina, the Bee Gees, Hall and Oates, Goblin.

Movies:

The Karate Kid, Haloween (the original one!), Pecker, Winged Migration, Kansas City Trucking Co., ET, Airplane, Fame!, Xanadu, Lagaan, Young @ Heart, Overboard.

Television:

Nature shows, documentaries, The Dog Whisperer, America's Next Top Model, Ninja Warrior, Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

National Geographic Magazine. Assorted zines. Assasination Vacation, Lessons in Taxidermy, The Iliad., Suckin' Truckin' Studs, Audubon Society field guide to birds, It's So You, Cesar's Way.

Heroes:

Regina Brooks, fitness instructor at Lloyd Athletic Club. Yacht rockers. Freddie Mercury. Jane Goodall. People who care for animals.

My Blog

Cougar Camp!

Some photos from a trip to Mount St. Helens, in which Ian carried heavy camera equipment and bountiful snacks up the rainy mountain in the name of cinema. On the way there, we stopped in a town called...
Posted by Diane! on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:31:00 PST

Gay siblings, Feeding Robots, Cougars and Ash-holes.

Hello there, In an effort not to waste the entire day recooperating from a night spent amidst dance music and the charms of handsome bears offering free drink tickets, I've decided to engage in the lo...
Posted by Diane! on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:10:00 PST

Cougar Camp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Qmc3Z-OoA ...
Posted by Diane! on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:31:00 PST

I love

I love that at this very moment, about 75% of the postings I see are regarding the new ANTM cydle, which apparently features a trans contestant. Kick ass!...
Posted by Diane! on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:09:00 PST

DIY Liquor Luge instructions.

Hi Everybody!I was just reminiscing about a fantastic day of Nautical-themed partying. Then I realized that I never posted the easy, step-by-step directions on how to make a pretty impressive party f...
Posted by Diane! on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:58:00 PST

Mexico: Lesbian weddings y hombres sin ropas interior.

For a brief moment which seems all to distant now, I went to Mexico for Jaime and Josie's wedding!Here are some highlights:The Wedding!Frigate Birds (These actually look like flying teradactyls if you...
Posted by Diane! on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST

Some info on how pet food causes health problems

Cat owners and interested parties:I'm doing some research on cat nutrition and have come across some pretty eye-opening things, especially when it comes to the dry-food issue. Seems like I may as well...
Posted by Diane! on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:52:00 PST

Bro-cessing

Hello again. As you may or may not know, I now live with two straight dudes. Two straight dudes that are best friends from childhood in Philadelphia. On a very very random side note, one of them was m...
Posted by Diane! on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:34:00 PST

Heh gerrrrl. Know where I can get some cheap insulin?

Hello pet owners and in particular crazy cat people, My little lady Scout, who turns 12 this year, was diagnosed with diabetes melletus yesterday. In case you're not familiar with this disease, here's...
Posted by Diane! on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

The best show on television

I know I should be doing other things, but the best show on television tonight is on public access channel 28, and it’s called "Portland: A Musical." A genious ring-of-baldness-sporting music te...
Posted by Diane! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST