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Cracked Actor

Eat more cake!

About Me

Actor. Hedonist. Musician. Biker. Poet. Individual..I know - sounds pretentious, but all true..get over it, captious imps of Satan.

My Interests

Rock. Shakespeare. Doughnuts with plenty of jam in. Yorkshire tea, especially at Betty's. The Triumph Speed Triple. Mountain biking (actually up mountains, occasionally down again)

I'd like to meet:

People carrying cakes.

Music:

Both kinds..Rock AND roll..plus Dolly Parton..well, you've got to like Dolly.

Movies:

Kes. Amelie. House of the flying daggers. Das Boot. Nosferatu. Pan's Labyrinth. Cinema Paradiso. Julius Caesar. Hobson's Choice. South Park. Cyrano. Jaws. The Field. The Godfather. Pulp Fiction. The Wall. Spinal Tap. Prairie home companion. American Beauty. Blade Runner. Team America.

Television:

Soprano's, Shameless, Lonesome Dove, Deadwood, anything with Fred Dibnah, My name is Earl, League of Gentlemen, Reeves and Mortimer, Prison Break, 24, American Chopper, Mighty Boosh, needless to say, none of the cack I 've been in..

Books:

Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, everything by Garrison Keillor and Dylan Thomas, Perfume, Catch 22, Stephen Donaldson fantasies, most Thomas Hardy, The Oxford Dictionary, Fugitive Pieces, Life of Pi, Germinal, almost any rock biogs, The Great Gatsby..

Heroes:

Real people with bouncing souls.