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AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ for every year

About Me

absurdist

Etsy
Buy Handmade
tipsforteens

My Interests

adult tricycles, schwinn town and country,tryhardercycles, not looking differently abled,Ila Kabipple, Trapped,pictures of and objects shaped like poodles, underground canadian hip-hop, SUPERFRIENDS, Andrew W.K., slang, culture, onDemand guitar lessons, John Holmes, LUSH cosmetics, tennis shoes, old ska, dub, hip-hop, glam, punk rock, frat rock, garage, northern soul, dirty south, Missy Elliot, 2nd and 3rd degree burns, fucking shit up, punching parrots, socking shit up, dirty paperbacks, vegetarian cooking, vegan baking, sucka mc's, headlocks, alfred kinsey, beer,Val Kilmer, rap, b-boys, graffito, art, rubber clogs, never going to salem, curry, food service, klaus nomi's linzer tarts, coffee, sodas, Linda Blair, William Shatner, pro-wrestling, semi-pro-wrestling, kaiju, Tiny Tim, thinking the beach boys are ghey, crash up derby, county fairs,Teen Wolf, Teen Wolf the Animated Series, SUPERFRIENDS, hating the Irish, getting Dolly drunk, dreaming about the day, one day, when I can become an alcholic.

I'd like to meet:


All of the above plus:
Party People. People who bum rush the show. Men and boys who know it's not gay if a chick watches.
Other adult tricycle enthusiasts.

Music:

I'm crazy about the organ.

Movies:

Teen Wolf, George Kuchar, Texas Chainsaw II, Exorcist II, Big Trouble in Little China, She Devils on Wheels, Ray Dennis Steckler, Arch Hall Jr., Hackers, Showgirls, Cruising, Oliver Stone's The Doors, Hardcore, Russ Meyer, Thundercrack!, this movie I saw one time where it's implied the guy from Westworld and James Coburn do it which is sickening in the most sexy and erotic way ever. .."425" height="350" ..

Television:

Star Trek, Dragnet, Adam 12

Books:

Reading is for assholes, vegans and girls

Heroes:

Salt, Pepa, Spin, and Martha Stewart.

My Blog

Myspace.com Blogs - Chickens. - shawn MySpace Blog

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... LOOK. LOOK. LOOK!...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

Creez

I just ate a box of macaroni and creez. not as delicious or gross as it sounds. i wont be eating it again, it's not really worth it at all but I was rilly freakin out wanting some processed food and ...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:07:00 PST

CAPTAINZ LOGG:

I made a hundred lemonades.Usually I say that and like, it's all... oh yeah right, but today, serial, I made a HUNDRED lemonades in like an hour. That sounds amazing BUTT my terrific crew handled mor...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

Poodles

As I lay in bed 5 musings...1. Madonna's 4 Minutes sounds like a Missy Elliot song from 4 years ago. But without Missy. 2. Fig and banana smoothies are the BESTS. I froze a bunch of figs from summer...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

cleaning house

So I'm doing this gay ass cleanse because of peer pressure and today is day THREE OF NO COFFEE. The dairy I can do without, who cares... but the coffee is KILLING ME.
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST

whilst I lay dying...

Today I watched a TV show that I have not seen in a long time.It moved at the deliciously steady pace of a fever dream!THE WALTONS! OH wow, not only was Todd Bridges in this episode it delt with INTOL...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

sickening

Just like I get sick after 4th of july from all the fireworks smoke or after I get sick sometimes when you first turn the heaters on in the house, or sick from a campfire... I got sick from a bbq! Of...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:50:00 PST

Ice Skating

I just sneezed really hard and this came out......
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST

GARDEN CENTER

April Fools Day is pretty much amature hour so plz do not expect anything from me. ALSO:I’m going to the garden center and I feel the need to share. I’mbeing VRRY Pub(l)ic lately and telli...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

JOIN ME

I always like to say; first off... so First off..I just want to say that I have a headache.  I have a terrible headache and I might be freezing to death I am unsure, the headache could mean I am ...
Posted by AMY ZEE SCOTT ESQ on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST