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About Me

My name is Jamie Pants. I'm seven feet tall and I have a medical condition that mentally and emotionally retarded me at a young age. Although my body keep growing I've remained child-like in many ways(penis, balls). You could almost say I'm a man-child. Despite this disability I remain a fun and energetic person who is curious about just about everything. I like to kayak and I eat food everyday. That's just two out of millions of interests I have. As you can probably tell, I have so many interests that it would be pointless to try and categorize them all on myspace.com. When I was making my page the instructions said I should have a statement that would stand out and quickly describe yourself. I chose cacapoopydoody (pronounced KA KA POO PEE DOO DEE) because I think it's a funny word and it deflects some of the pain I suffered as a small boy from an anally obsessive Grandmother and a pediatrician who thought enemas were a new age cure all. I hope that clears a few things up.UPDATE!!! I AM NOW FAT AND UNEMPLOYED!!

My Interests

Eating food (everyday), Kayaking, millions of other things

I'd like to meet:

Creepy creepers, Bill McKinney, people who eat food everyday, Gadreel, YOU!!!!!!!!!1!!

Music:

Dueling Banjos, that's it really

Movies:

Deliverance, I had to add Harold and Maude because *SPOILERS* Harold plays a banjo at the end and it reminds me of Deliverance,

Television:

Books:

Deliverance

Heroes:

Bill McKinney

My Blog

two things

i'm getting my affairs in order because i'm going into surgery thursday morning and the doctor looks like kenny loggins with feathered hair so i figure there's a good chance that may die. that being s...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HELLO FRIENDS I HAVE ADDED PICS TO MY FROFLIE TO ATRACT THE WHITE WOMEN OOGA BOOGA

sup? u lik coke pix?
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I LOVE HAIKU (livejournal)

Struggle with the pain Intestines rumble loudly Why white pants today? Aromatic scents expunge the caustic odor Cleaning up dead whores Jamie's first true love My stolen virginity Inflatab...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

from the livejournal and reposted here

so i have a mouse. it's probably more like mice as in lots and it may be rats and not really mice but for the sake of my sanity i call it A MOUSE because that's hella less scary than rats because if R...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I SAID MY TWO FRONT TEETH, BITCH!

my christmas wish got all fucked up. i got impacted and infected wisdom teeth instead. i was forced to go to urgent care at, get this, the maritime clinic. they had pictures of fat guys gutting tuna o...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DOOMCOCK

MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone. A local radio station...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST