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greg

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

a place for friends.

My Interests

I have this cognitive disorder where I cannot understand my own opinions.

I'd like to meet:

You cannot add yourself as a friend.

Music:

I have this cognitive disorder where I cannot breathe if I detect orchestrated sound.

Movies:

I have this cognitive disorder that prevents me from understanding sequential pictures.

Television:

I have this cognitive disorder that prevents me from understanding sitcoms.

Books:

I have this cognitive disorder where I cannot understand sequential page-turning.

Heroes:

WE CAN BE HEROES.

My Blog

THOUGHTS ON MATTER AND TIME

A MILLION DICKSSMASHING PLANETSDEBRIS AND SEMENSLAPPING THE UNIVERSEIN THE FACE, WETLYLIKE SO MANY ILL-SPENT DAYS IN-SIDE THE HOUSETOUCHING DICKS
Posted by greg on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:32:00 PST

a haiku by greg

yo yo yo females seventeen and i gottabust like hella
Posted by greg on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:38:00 PST

AN ODE

YOUR BEHIND IS BUUT
Posted by greg on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:57:00 PST

FUCK A DOLLAR I'M A BALLER

I though you said you were a poet You big dumb liar You fakey-fakerson You said you loved cummings and Bukowski and Rich You fucking read those in class In a reader, no less Hey: here's...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CHINESE FOOD

SETI cancer testicles red light/green light Big shipment coming in Including electronic dojos With new Kinder Kicks And "funny boy" suspenders Suicide whether ritual, des...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHILST I SLUMB'RD WEAK AND WEARY UH THERE CAME A KNOCKING AT THE DOOR WH-WH-WHO IS IT. I CRIED TIS I MEXICO. PREPARE TO DIE SO I CALLED FOR CROCKET TRAVIS, BOWIE AN...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TODAY IS THE DAY

TODAY IS THE DAY FOR ICE CREAM AND DAFFODILS AND SHORT PANTS TODAY IS TOTALLY THE DAY THAT I AND I MEAN WELL TODAY IS SO THE DAY THAT I SET ASIDE FOR WRITING THANK YOU NOTES (AND MASTU...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WOW

WOOW LOVIN THE INTERNET. HEY INTERNET I LOVE YOU. (oh yes oh yeah internet) FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART (urf urf wait hold on i lost it) TO THE TOP OF MY SOUL (god you look beautiful like this...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST