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Amy

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About Me

Ah we're lonely, we're romantic and the cider's laced with acid and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?".And the moon is swimming naked and the summer night is fragrant with a mighty expectation of relief.So we struggle and we stagger down the snakes and up the ladder to the tower where the blessed hours chime and I swear it happened just like this: a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss the Gates of Love they budged an inch I can't say much has happened since but closing time-L. Cohen I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I work at a state mental hospital and enjoy learning more and more about human nature and knowing that I will never understand it... Rainbows, Skee-Ball, Helmets, Hydra, Lemon Water, Staring, Beatboxing, Kicking Ass -Taking Names, Buying a REAL unicorn on e-bay on the cheap, shaking my ass, looking at the sky. sitting outside in the fall and breathing. A NICE HOODIE.

Music:

Leonard Cohen, Sade, The Misfits, Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Danzig, The Roots, The Streets, David Banner, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Tricky, R. Kelly, I have been listening to Harry Chapin's "Mr. Tanner" and I'd say that is me and if you understand that and just how fucking deep and sad it really is...

Movies:

Rushmore, Harold and Maude, Pump Up The Volume, Do The Right Thing, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Belly, Old School, Kids, Bully, Apocalypse Now, Prozac Nation...

Television:

The Office. Lifetime Rape Drama. Top Chef. Project Runway. Home Shopping. History Specials about Russia and other cold places. Wonder Shozen. Nip Tuck. Gilmore Girls on DVD. Strangers With Candy on DVD.

Books:

I read a lot on psychiatric disorders, 'Tell Me I'm Here' is the best yet. Also, David Sedaris is my favorite author. I should read more cook books because my man likes to eat and so far no dice.

Heroes:

Leonard Cohen, ROBERT TILTON, My Mom and Dad

My Blog

OH I AM BAD NEWS

Went swimming today and it was awesome. Going back up to my sister's to SWIM some more (in a baby pool). That is all. Oh wait, I said in front of my nephew that Chris told me "fat chicks are a dime a ...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

elder abuse and hot dog rolls

Today I told an old lady at the grocery store to "TAKE A STEP BACK" because she was all sorts of up my ass in line. I swear I am only going to shop after midnight from now on. I cannot trust myself....
Posted by Amy on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:46:00 PST