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If Not:
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- A prophet told me that "Every time you masturbate, a child dies." I'm in Jail for commiting Mass Genocide daily; all the evidence against me was "cirCUMstantial."
- According to a report mentioned on Jay Leno's show: "Ejaculating 300 times a year can help prevent prostate cancer." Translation: "Now you can jack off AND have better reasoning for doing so if you get caught."
- You know how in RPGs and Fighting games characters will yell out the names of their moves while performing them? tImagine our world leaders doing this. Kim Jong-il could strike with “URANIUM TORPEDO STRIKE!?? while G-Dub counters with “CLUSTER BOMB SWEEP!??
- When Jesus was crucified, was there at least one woman or man that was aspiring to be the equivalent of the first ever Dominatrix/S&M Master saying to themselves, “Oh My Me…there’s the ball and I’m going to run with it!?? The person gathers nails, a hammer, bonds, whips, the works. The only thing needed is a big wooden restraining device. The person(s) ask the townspeople “who is the best carpenter in town??? And that’s when they get depressed…at least, temporarily.
- If God had a penis, and he masturbated, would he ejaculate a blizzard?
- Michael Jackson was raised a Jehovah’s Witness. There’s a wonderful sales pitch.
- Many women spend time and money going shoe shopping, getting pedicures, and painting their nails, and yet find it strange when they hear someone they know has a foot fetish. (this can also apply to hands as well.)
- Can we ban “Olive?? from the color spectrum just to see if anyone notices?
- Is it possible to determine a genre of music by just seeing the word length of a band’s song titles? One Word titles: Nu-Metal. If more than half the song titles are six words or more: Emo (in today’s definition). If ALL the song titles are more than six or seven words: Prog. Other contextual rules: If a number is used to substitute a word more than once on an album and the songs were released in the 1990s: R&B. Before 1990: Adult Contemporary, Funk/Soul, or your Prince. If you use symbols more than letters: IDM Techno. Also for Techno: If vowels are not present in the majority of the titles, or if it takes you more than a second to comprehend and pronounce a song title. If any variant of the word “featuring?? is seen at least three times on the album: Rap. If the word “Rock?? is used in 3 or more song titles on an album: Arena Rock pre-1989.
- Don't eat Better Cheddars before sleeping; your anus will show you why in the morning.
- Were the Beatles the first major global Boy Band? And were there independent bands in that era that were better?
** Insert Rimshot Here **
"The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist" - CM Punk [Citing "The Usual Suspects", but I like the phrase more in Punk's context]
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