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Tonto

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About Me



WELCOME TO THE INNER THOUGHTS OF THE BORN OPTIMIST!

I am Thomas Campbell, at least that's what it says on my pants.
I am a University graduate with aspirations of skiving, thriving and surviving in the world of script-writing and radio production. I generally find time to save the world and be an all round average chap who likes nothing more than a pint or six in the local with his glorius chums and his fairest maiden (she planned to wear a suit of armour, but that would make her an Iron Maiden).

I've just realised my pants say "Please Return To Tesco Express".

My Interests

Radio Presenting, Podcasting, partaking of beverages, ferret-watching, ferret-watcher-watching

I'd like to meet:



The person who installed the OBJECTIFYING WINDOW in my house...
The BASTARD MILKMAN who kidnapped me...

...that electronic SMARTERCHILD fella...

...anybody from the Thought Loss Awareness Council...

...Dave Batista and Greg Valentine..

Music:


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Movies:

Being a media grad, I really feel like I should fill this in: Shawshank Redemption...there ya go!

Television:


Monty Python, At Last The 1948 Show, Do Not Adjust Your Set, Kenny Everett's Video Show, The Goodies, Is It Bill Bailey?, Spongebob Squarepants, That Mitchell And Webb Look, Peep Show, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Futurama to naamee but a fewww..
If we're counting Online TV, I'll add Salad Fingers, Waterman, My God Robots, Claveman and Weebl and Bob! Flash movies rock!

Books:

Any of the Discworld stuff is good, "Foley Is Good", "Have A Nice Day" and "Tietam Brown" by Mick Foley are awesome, "The Death Of WCW" by RD Reynolds is great, "The DaVinci Code" just to be cliche, anything by Brian Jacques is also gold! There's some wonderful picture books called "OWLY" by Andy Runton...pretty!

Heroes:


BARRY CRYER... a comedy writing legend and my favourite secret!

Captain Elvis Brendenburg Kremmen of the Star-Corps(TM), for camply going where no hand has ever stepped foot.

Most importantly, my dad...if I can be half the man he is, I'll be happy :)

My Blog

By the way, mission accomplished!

In case you haven't read my bullet-ennns, the mission to create a comedy Podcast this week has been very much accomplished and I'm pretty chuffed with the result. I would highly appreciate, if you ha...
Posted by Tonto on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:19:00 PST

My mission this week...

I've decided that I've farted around long enough with some of the personal projects I wanted to do this Summer.  So I want to focus on one thing and get to a stage where, by this time next week, ...
Posted by Tonto on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:48:00 PST

new definition Monday!

I spent this weekend working on the DVD floor of my place of vocation...and it's much quieter than upstairs but still a lot of fun.  In my quiet moments I devised myself a word game similar to th...
Posted by Tonto on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:39:00 PST

Slipping into the venacular, rather spectacular!

As I watch some Japanese people kick the SHIT out of themselves (ooh, I vary rarely say the Shit W!) thought I would add some words to the Interweb, as I feel it needs more of them, yet in a different...
Posted by Tonto on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

Barry Cryer Explained...

As of tomorrow the much-heralded (by me and me alone) Barry Cryer Month begins.  The date of it's beginning was altered to coincide with the date of my first Cryer sighting - that being Wednesday...
Posted by Tonto on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

Letter From America Threeeeeeee

Today, I am unstoppable!! why... Because today I RODE THE HULK.. The ride itself is very good...if you like rollercoasters, it's got everything.  Me, know I know what's coming I would do it agai...
Posted by Tonto on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

Letter From America - Two

I have never known rain like this!!  I wish I hadn't deleted that email "FWD: FWD: FWD: Build An Ark Before Sam's Birthday" Seriously, Orlando can be hotter than hot, but when it rains, it's HURL...
Posted by Tonto on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:22:00 PST

Letter From America

Hello everybody in reading-world. As we speak, I am on a coffee table on the 16th floor of the Heron Lodge overlooking Orlando Florida. It's six in the morning because my body refuses to believe it's ...
Posted by Tonto on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:10:00 PST

The Flood Family - TOO FUNNY (or cruel) FOR RADIO!

A treat for you all...(ooooooohhh) This was going to be aired on Thank Tonto It's Friday this week, but I have been informed that maybe the world isn't quite ready for Flood-based humour yet. With tha...
Posted by Tonto on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:55:00 PST

Chris Benoit: the bottom line

As a wrestling fan, I kind of feel like I should say something about Chris Benoit. I have been a massive fan of Chris Benoit for many years.  Watching him wrestle was amazing, as he just made it...
Posted by Tonto on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:30:00 PST