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Katie

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About Me

STRANGE BUT TRUE.....I HAD A LARGE TUMOR ON MY BACK GROWING UP...I FINALLY HAD IT REMOVED WHEN I WAS ABOUT 8. THE SURGEONS DID A BIOPSY ON THE REMOVED TUMOR, ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT IT CONTAINED A SPINE, TEETH... DNA FRAGMENTS,THE WHOLE NINE YARDS....APPARENTLY, I HAD THE UNDEVELOPED REMAINS OF MY TWIN SISTER ATTACHED TO MY BACK FOR EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE...

My Interests

BEASTLIE, CROSSWORD PUZZLES WITH MY DAD, READING THE ONION, PINK ELEPHANTS, DANCING, THE SHOCKER (JUST KIDDING), UM, HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, CANDY, GOAT CHEESE, DRINKING COFFEE AND READING THE PAPER, DORKY BOYS, QUEER BOYS, DRAWING CARICATURES OF LAURA, FALLING ON THE SUBWAY STAIRS, SEWING AND FASHION STUFF, READING, DRAWING, EATING ICE CREAM AND BEER AT THE SAME TIME, TRAVEL, THE CASTLE AT FONTHILL, MOTORCYCLES, OLD CARS, THE SUMMERTIME ON RT 29, MY JACKALOPE, JOKES, BABY ANIMALS, TRAINING BEASTLIE TO BECOME A BOXER

I'd like to meet:

CLINT EASTWOOD, GLEN DANZIG, STEVE MCQUEEN,DAVID BOWIE, TIM BURTON, AYN RAND, NIKKI SIXX... REAL PEOPLE I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE OF MEETING: I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANYONE THAT HAS A MOTORCYCLE, PEOPLE THAT LIKE KARAOKE, AND MOST OF ALL, THE FUCKING STUPID ASS DRUNK GUY WHO PISSED ON ME AT THE CURE SHOW...I WANNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!

Music:

PUNK, ROCK, SOME METAL, BOWIE, ELVIS, T-REX, JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES, MISFITS, MOTLEY CRUE, BIKINI KILL, 50'S DOOWOP, THE FLAMINGOES, DEAD MILKMEN, DEAD KENNEDY'S, DESCENDENTS, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, DEPECHE MODE, CHET BAKER, JONI, CHRISTIAN DEATH, DEVO, A-HA, DEBBIE GIBSON AND TIFFANY, EARLY B-52'S, DEAD BOYS, RASPUTINA, SOCIAL DISTORTION, THE BIRTHDAY PARTY, BLANCHE, CRANKED UP!, CYNDI LAUPER, BAUHAUS, SISTERS OF MERCY, BLACK SABBATH, THE CURE, OZZY, LOUIS PRIMA, BILLIE HOLIDAY, PULP, TIGER ARMY, HAIR BANDS JOAN JETT,THE PRETENDERS, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN,THE FALL, VAN HALEN (DIAMOND DAVE ONLY, EXCEPT FOR "WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE" I LOVE THAT SONG! IT MAKES ME WANNA ROLLERSKATE!),THE REPLACEMENTS, AL GREEN, ERASURE, WHEN IN ROME, FLOCK OF SEAGULLS THE JAM, CHUBBY CHECKER, OTIS REDDING, LORETTA LYNN, THE SPECIALS, SKA AND REGGAE, OlD GOTH STUFF, WEEN, TAJ MAHAL, BLUEGRASS, FRANK SINATRA, LITA FORD, ARCADE FIRE, OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP FROM THE 80'S (BIZ MARKIE, SALT N PEPA, PUBLIC ENEMY, RUN DMC ETC)..AND I LOVE CLASSICAL STUFF, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS SAD-SOUNDING.

Movies:

IMMORTAL BELOVED, THE BOXER, THE ADVENTURES OF BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN, EVIL DEAD MOVIES, PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, BILLY ELLIOT, ANYTHING WITH A "DANCE OFF", MAGNIFICENT 7, THE DARK CRYSTAL, THE RED BALLOON, JAWS, TIME BANDITS, XANADU, MIDNIGHT MADNESS, SUMMER OF THE SWANS AND OTHER 80S AFTERSCHOOL SPECIALS, ANCHORMAN, WHITE CHICKS, LABRYNTH, BETTER OFF DEAD, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, ROMAN HOLIDAY, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, THE GREAT OUTDOORS AND ANYTHING WITH JOHN CANDY, CADDYSHACK, THE SOUTHPARK MOVIE, THE LAST UNICORN, PRINCESS BRIDE, FIORILE, HANG EM HIGH, HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER, GOOD,BAD, UGLY, THE OUTLAW JOSIE WALES AND PRETTY MUCH ANY SPAGHETTI WESTERN, THE QUIET MAN AND OTHER JOHN WAYNE MOVIES, ESPECIALLY TRUE GRIT, MAFIA MOVIES (ESP. GODFATHER 1 AND 2, NOT 3), CRYBABY, BEETLEJUICE, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SPACE BALLS, BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S, JOHN WATERS MOVIES, ANY BOND MOVIE, ROCKY, HAROLD AND MAUDE, ARMY OF DARKNESS, NEVERENDING STORY, BUBBA HO-TEP, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND ON AND ON...I LVOE ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME REMEMBER BEING A KID!

Television:

I DON'T HAVE CABLE, SO, UNFORTUNATELY, MY CHANNEL OPTIONS ARE LIMITED TO CHANNELS 2, 4, AND FUZZY...SO ITS BASICALLY WHATEVER THE ROBYN PUTS ON...BUT IF I CAN SCHNUR OFF MY CABLE-HAVIN' FRIENDS, I LIKE BIKER BUILDOFF, THE STATE, KIDS IN THE HALL, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, THE SIMPSONS, THE FAMILY GUY, THE OFFICE....ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW, AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. OH, YEAH, I LOVE THE OLYMPICS...ESPECIALLY THE GYMNASTICS

Books:

GRENDEL, ATLAS SHRUGGED AND OTHER AYN RAND, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, HOLLYWOOD BABYLON, THEIR EYES WERE WATCHING GOD, ROMANCE NOVELS (BODICE RIPPERS ESPECIALLY), WALT WHITMAN, JOHN DONNE SONNETS, MADAME BOVARY, TARBABY, CHEKHOV, CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, MYSTERIES, TONI MORRISSON, 1984, JANE AUSTEN, FANTASY, FRANCES HODGESON BURNETT, CAMUS, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, PERIOD BOOKS AND HISTORIES, JANE EYRE, EMILY DICKENSON, EE CUMMINGS, POETRY

Heroes:

mom and dad