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Motley Mike

It Truly Is A Feat For One To Break One's Own Heart

About Me

This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor Yeah, so the part you already know is that i'm mike. The part you don't know (unless you've already met me) is that i'm just a little weird.. I like my music, i love my friends..cause they are few and amazing. I'd take a bullet for any of them... i like my movies, and i like to have fun, in any way that i see fit, be it just by being an ass or goin out to the bar or pickin up a guitar and just hangin out. Meeting new people kicks ass, cause the cool ones like me, and the normal ones think i'm scary..makes it easy to find out who i should spend my time with. The folks who actually get to know me don't get bored often...I'm a damn funny guy, as long as you have the same sense of humour as i do. If not, you'll think i'm an asshole

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here.

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My Interests

I am a karaoke whore. That is the first thing you need to know. I'm not quite sure if i sing WELL, but i like to sing and i like to drink...so karaoke was the natural route for me to take. Another thing i like is playing music. I'll have my guitar with me every now and again and i love to play. Truth is I love an audience even more though

I'd like to meet:

I think that everyone needs the kind of friends that will have their back no matter what AND be there for the stupid stuff...you know, the kind of friend that'll get you both arrested, but will let you use their one phone call to call your girlfriend back when she hangs up on your drunk ass. I've always been that kind of friend, and I think it's time i made some friends like that too. So, if you can be there for me as well as being there when you NEED me,gimme a shout :)

Music:


I AM 1% EMO! Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... yeah, I'm a metal head... Take the EMO test at Fuali.com I breathe 80's rock and country music...there's nothing you can do about it, so don't bother trying..I listen to just about anything, and the list below is only some of the bands i like. There are loads more, and i just don't have the kind of time it would take to write 'em all down Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Cheap Trick, Poison, Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, Skid Row, Firehouse, Johnny Lang, Warrant, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Bryan Adams, Peter Frampton, Eric Clapton, L.A. Guns, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Queen, Colin James, Lynard Skynard, Ugly Kid Joe, Dennis Leary, Van Halen, AC/DC, The Five Man Electrical Band, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Brides of Destruction, Wierd Al, Bonnie Raitt, Lonestar ,The Band, Foreigner, The Steve Miller Band, Tenacious D, The Eagles, Barenaked Ladies, Aerosmith, Keith Urban, Rod Stewart, George Carlin, Guns and Roses, ELO, Brooks and Dunn, Matchbox 20 Blues Brothers, I Like Country. You don't have to, but don't try to preach against it to me.Supertramp, 58, CCR, Slash's Snakepit, Brad Paisley, Duff McKagan, Velvet Revolver, Cat Stevens, James Taylor, Gordon Lightfoot, Willie Nelson, Kim Mitchell, Bob Seger, Journey, The Scorpions, Garth Brooks, Elton John. There are obviously more, but i don't want to read this list to see who i've missed. I don't like rap, and i don't like any music that you can't make out the words to. There are exceptions of course, but for the most part, these are the rules

Movies:

For those without the time or patience required to read all of this, I like Comedy and Horror films(okay, the occasional porno, but give me a break, it's not like I'm the only one) anyways...thats the short version. Okay, I'll admit it...I honestly can't remember all the movies I like...even some of my favorites escape me from time to time. Besides, let's face it, you probably wouldn't have read them all anyways, not even sure if you'll finish THIS list...but here goes, a list of the movies I've made a point of buying on DVD(VHS is a whole other list, and I don't have the patience). Well anyways...Ace Ventura, American Pie 1, 2 and 3, Animal House, BASEketball, Billy Madison, Bio-Dome, Black Sheep, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Boozed, Bruised, and Broken Boned(Black Label Society live), Brain Candy(Kids In The Hall), Brain Donors, The Breakfast Club, Bruce Almighty, Bulletproof, Canadian Bacon, Charlie's Angels 2, Chasing Amy, Clerks, The Commitments, Coneheads, Cool Runnings, The Corsican Brothers(Cheech and Chong), Coyote Ugly, Dawg, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead Like Me, Demolition Man, Detroit Rock City, Deuce Bigalow, Dirty Work, Dodgeball:A true underdog story, Dogma, Dracula:The Dark Prince, Drop Dead Fred, Dumb and Dumber 1 and 2, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Emperor's New Groove, Encino Man, Envy, Euro-Trip, Family Guy( All 3 Seasons), Father's Day, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Final Destination 1 and 2, Finding Nemo, 40 Days and 40 Nights, 50 First Dates, Futurama(Seasons 1 and 3), Get Over It, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Great Big Sea live, The Great Outdoors, Greg The Bunny:The Series, Groundhog Day, Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men, Happy Gilmore, High Fidelity, House Of 1000 Corpses, How the Grinch Stole Christmas(the original), Ice Age, Idle Hands, Igby Goes Down, Robert Dubac's: Inside The Male Intellect, The Incredibles, It's Pat, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Joe Dirt, Killing Me Softly, Kingpin, A Knight's Tale, LABYRINTH(doesn't it look cooler all in caps?), Roast of Dennis Leary, Mallrats, Margaret Cho:Revolution, The Meaning Of Life(Monty Python), Me, Myself, and Irene, Men With Brooms, Monsters inc., Motley Crue: Behind the Music, Greatest Video Hits and Lewd Crued and Tattooed(live), Next Movie(Cheech and Chong), A Night at the Roxbury, Old School, Once Bitten, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, 100 Girls, Original Sin, Ozzy Osbourne(as if there were another Ozzy): Don't Blame Me, The Patriot, Pauly Shore is Dead, Poison: Greatest Video Hits, The Princess Bride, Private Parts, Reign Of Fire, Robin Williams: Live on Broadway, Rock Star, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ron White: They call me Tater Salad, Saving Silverman, Saw, School of Rock, Seinfeld: Live on Broadway, Shallow Hal, Shaun of the Dead, Shrek 1 and 2, Smokey and The Bandit 1, 2 and 3, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Spaceballs, Springsteen: Live in Barcelona, Starsky and Hutch, Still Crazy, Stuck On You, Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(only the new one so far, but I'm getting all of them), There's Something About Mary, Tommy Boy, The Tuxedo, UHF, Uncle Buck, Underworld, Up in Smoke(Cheech and Chong), National Lampoon's Vacation, John Carpenter's Vampires, Wagons East, Wayne's World 1 and 2, The Weight of Water, Weird Al: Live and The Ultimate Video Collection, Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad, The Whole Nine Yards, The Whole Ten Yards, and finally, Young Frankenstein

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, futurama, king of the hill, that 70's show, almost everything on playboy tv, and the ninja turtles (the old ones)! Oh, and Fraggle Rock!

Books:

If it's good, and in front of me, i'll read it/../../Won't go out of my way to read though

Heroes:

Nikki Sixx and Ozzy Osbourne, because they showed that even though rock and roll can die, it'll probably be back in a few minutes...oh, and Bruce Campbell...cause if the world is ever overrun by deadites, he's the only one who can save us lol

My Blog

So Damn Bored!

What? That's all i had to say. Sorry to disappoint you...bye
Posted by Motley Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm so proud

I got the first black eye I've ever had a little while ago. Now anybody who knows me, already knows that I got this black eye while drunk...most of the stuff that happens to me happens while, and/or b...
Posted by Motley Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My fucking Journal

I wish that I could write some clever anecdote, or something hilarious that happened to me today, and have everybody who read it respond with witty remarks and inside jokes, but that wouldn't be the t...
Posted by Motley Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't be the only one

Does anyone else find it weird that there were so many smurfs, and only one girl smurf??!
Posted by Motley Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST