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I've seen you on the bus before

It's finally SUMMER and I've got a lawn chair but I need to use your yard.

About Me

Chain smoker in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

When I was about three years old I tossed my E.T. doll out the window of my parent's big blue van on a road trip out to visit my grandparents. I just wanted him to go home. I wonder if he ever made it?

My lack of equilibrium has created many scars. Mostly on the left side, especially my knee. My knee is bouncing as I write this. I only sit still when utterly content or really stoned. Also I sleep like a rock and rarely dream anymore. I am often bitter at things and people but not really sure where it comes from. It might have something to do with my Mom not buying me a timberwolves starter jacket when I was in 6th grade. Yeah, I'll just blame it on that. I threaten violence when frustrated but when it comes down to it I'm a lover not a fighter. What I mean is I'd love to hit you if you're being a dumbass.

My Interests

"You could say that life itself is a supid tradition. Don't over analyze it, just go."
-Pretty In Pink

I love...
•My Family and My Friends.
•Sandwiches.
•Elephants.
•The colors red and pink.
•Sewing and fashion design.
•Vinyl toys and urban art.
•Anyone under the age of 6 and making them smile.
•Teeth-especially chipped or fake ones (I have both).
•My sonicare toothbrush.
•Scars and the stories behind them.
•Whiskey Sours.
•Keepin it Gangsta! Ummm... I don't really know what that means...
•jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.
•Appropriately used sarcasm.
•Sleeping with lots of pillows and blankets.
•The smell of white lilacs.
•Watching Football - MN Vikings fan for life.
•Jamaican accents.
•Riding bikes in mini skirts.
•Sweatpants.
•Diet Soda. (no I don't call it "pop" like every other fool in the mid-west)
•Peanutbutter and brown sugar sandwiches.
•NPR and other talk radio.
•Playing Sonic the Hedgehog and Galaga at 4am.
•Browsing the psychology and self-help sections of libraries and bookstores to see if there's a medical explanation to why I'm such a spaz.

I hate...
•Fish in tanks or aquariums, actually it's more of a phobia than a hate.
•Onions and Mushrooms, especially when they're hidden in food.
•Washing dishes, enough said.

Hey, at least my "love" list is longer than my "hate" list.

I'd like to meet:

You gonna wash my dishes? No? Then leave me alone. Thanks.

PLEASE SUPPORT! This is for a fantastic person...

Music:

HIP HOP of all kinds, anywhere from Jay-z to Buck65...

Favorite song of all time: 'Protection' by Massive Attack

My favorite bands in kindergarden were Duran Duran and Limited Warranty.

But mostly I'll give anything a chance and if it makes my ears smile I'll keep it around.

Movies:

E.T. + Beat Street + Shawshank Redemption = Top 3

I love Asian horror movies!
Any recommendations?

This movie can always make me smile. I love it!

Television:

Reception not so good...

Heroes:

People who can't tell you things to your face so you have to hear it in the form of gossip from someone else 4 months later. That's always the best way to resolve a problem. Don't you think?...
Oh wait actually I feel sorry for them and their lack of social skills...
Never mind, fuck heroes.
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I've met a few truly exceptional people with a genuine interest in living/loving life. It inspires me to be a better person and continues to make me smile, even when I don't want to. These people are awesome.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
his pictures make me smile.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
And who ever decided to put spandex in jeans. It the best idea ever!

My Blog

Triple Rock Saturday November 25th

Be there! The show is a benefit raising money for my friend Amy who's dealing with heart surgeries...Ernie RhodesCapacitiShizMoochy CDJ Greene and EMSMike the 2600Starts at 8:00pm sharp (so get there ...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

get out the dancing shoes

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!DJ Mike the 2600 KingDJ EspadaDJ King OttoDJ Plain Ole BillDJ Jimmy 2 TimesA full night of '80s jamz, Miami Bass, disco, ghetto house, and other killer cuts to move your butt. ...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

Las Vegas suggestions

I think every one should give me some ideas for activities besides gambling in Las Vegas. People watching and drinking are only going to take me so far... Food, Art, Clothes, Shopping, Music... R...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Why will I be crabby after work today?

Because of Michael Hatch our current Attorney General and candidate for Governor of our fair state of Minnesota. He has done nothing wrong per se but I've been auditing his financial disclosure report...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

I have to get on a plane this week and I'm confused

Or maybe this is just rediculous and I'll probably get put on the "no-fly" list for saying that... I didn't have to deal with this the last time I flew so I'm probably just goign to check my bag...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

maybe I've watched ATL one too many times

or maybe this quiz is just messed up...What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't ha...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

Halloween

I like art and I like halloween so here's where I'll be part of the night. Come check out my sassy costume (I think only the art kids might get it anyway).....Originally posted by Mike2600:1) SHROUDIN...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

now this is adorable

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, ...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

god bless sandwiches

Because they make me happy that's why, plus they are way cooler than you. Please get out and enjoy the beautiful weather we're having right now. It's a good day...
Posted by ♥hater♥ on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

ARTISTS IN NEED OF HEALTH INSURANCE


Posted by ♥hater♥ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST