Non-intellectual intellectuals, grandmas and grandpas, foreign cultures and ways of life, Charles Bronson, Warren Oates, the japanese tapdancer in Union Square, the rainforest, sunsets and thunderstorms, National Geographic, dance, MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC hiding out, planning G. Dubba's assasination, whip cream, low-brow culture, ANYTHING caramel flavored, not washing dishes, and Metal Detektor of course.
Someone who will either buy me a dishwasher/give me a dishwasher/ be a live in dishwasher/ find me a place to live that has a dishwasher/ or just come over and wash my dishes cause they love me. People that aren't afraid to dance and actually do. Anyone who can teach me alot about anything, cares about more than how they look, or how I look, reads a book, watches a documentary, and washes my dish every now and then. Anyone who is a good speller, can balance my checkbook, and give me a nice share if they win the lottery. Anyone who can fix my Ying and Yang and my dishwasher if I ever get one and it ever breaks. Oh yeah, and other misanthropes. Who I don't want to meet: People who "pimp" their myspace page or overload it with pictures and stupid flashy shit. I hate that. Or, anyone that lists every remotely cool band on the planet as one of their favorites thinking that makes them cooler. It dosen't. p.s. if I ever have to wash a dish at your house, forget it, we're not gonna be friends.
Stones, Can, Hawkwind, Neil Young, Terry Reid, Scorpions, Roky Erickson, Silver Apples, Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blue Cheer, Jerusalem, Bill Nelson, Fairport Convention, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Goblin, Johnny Cash, Krautrock, Trad Gras Och Stenar, Grautzone, Neu, Bowie, Eno, Weird Owl,Ghost Exit, Psychic Ills, UFO, Elvis, Black Mountain, Witch
Fireman's Ball, Badlands, Days of Heaven, Goonies, Gummo, Winter Kills, Phantom of the Paradise, Casino Royale (the original, not the lame remake), The Pink Panther flics, Rumblefish, Touki Bouki, and any movie starring Warren Oates!!!
The history channel, national geographic channel, tlc, and corny reality shows relating to life altering makeovers. (Hey, everybody has a weakness.) and MOTHERFUCKING WIFE-SWAP! THE BEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT TO EVER GRACE TV. THAT SHIT RULES! (if you don't like it you don't get it.)
The Stranger, No one writes to the Colonel Anymore, The Handmaids Tale, Stranger in the Forest. Collapse. Lonesome Dove. Yes, assholes not only the best western but one of the the best books ever written. read it. Book recommendations are always appreciated!
Warren Oates!!!, Neil Young!!!, Peter Sellers!!!, Johnny Cash!!!, My Grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Applications for future heroes currently under review.