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salty lady

an anomaly, even unto myself

About Me

"I had plenty of intelligence but, I inspired distrust. Wherever I went I fomented discord-not because I was idealistic but because I was like a searchlight exposing the stupidity and futility of everything. Besides, I wasn't a good asslicker." --Henry Miller ............................................................ ............................ "Corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed." --Abraham Lincoln..................................................... ............................................ "If you're going to shock somebody do it with your intelligence, not your three foot high green mohawk." --Blaine Cook........................................................ ............................. "The truth is far more interesting than fiction" I don't know but this is a good one, and so true........................................................ ............................................................ ......... "To be nobody but yourself in a world that is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle that any human being can fight." E.E. Cummings

My Interests

Non-intellectual intellectuals, grandmas and grandpas, foreign cultures and ways of life, Charles Bronson, Warren Oates, the japanese tapdancer in Union Square, the rainforest, sunsets and thunderstorms, National Geographic, dance, MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC hiding out, planning G. Dubba's assasination, whip cream, low-brow culture, ANYTHING caramel flavored, not washing dishes, and Metal Detektor of course.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will either buy me a dishwasher/give me a dishwasher/ be a live in dishwasher/ find me a place to live that has a dishwasher/ or just come over and wash my dishes cause they love me. People that aren't afraid to dance and actually do. Anyone who can teach me alot about anything, cares about more than how they look, or how I look, reads a book, watches a documentary, and washes my dish every now and then. Anyone who is a good speller, can balance my checkbook, and give me a nice share if they win the lottery. Anyone who can fix my Ying and Yang and my dishwasher if I ever get one and it ever breaks. Oh yeah, and other misanthropes. Who I don't want to meet: People who "pimp" their myspace page or overload it with pictures and stupid flashy shit. I hate that. Or, anyone that lists every remotely cool band on the planet as one of their favorites thinking that makes them cooler. It dosen't. p.s. if I ever have to wash a dish at your house, forget it, we're not gonna be friends.

Music:

Stones, Can, Hawkwind, Neil Young, Terry Reid, Scorpions, Roky Erickson, Silver Apples, Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blue Cheer, Jerusalem, Bill Nelson, Fairport Convention, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Goblin, Johnny Cash, Krautrock, Trad Gras Och Stenar, Grautzone, Neu, Bowie, Eno, Weird Owl,Ghost Exit, Psychic Ills, UFO, Elvis, Black Mountain, Witch

Movies:

Fireman's Ball, Badlands, Days of Heaven, Goonies, Gummo, Winter Kills, Phantom of the Paradise, Casino Royale (the original, not the lame remake), The Pink Panther flics, Rumblefish, Touki Bouki, and any movie starring Warren Oates!!!

Television:

The history channel, national geographic channel, tlc, and corny reality shows relating to life altering makeovers. (Hey, everybody has a weakness.) and MOTHERFUCKING WIFE-SWAP! THE BEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT TO EVER GRACE TV. THAT SHIT RULES! (if you don't like it you don't get it.)

Books:

The Stranger, No one writes to the Colonel Anymore, The Handmaids Tale, Stranger in the Forest. Collapse. Lonesome Dove. Yes, assholes not only the best western but one of the the best books ever written. read it. Book recommendations are always appreciated!

Heroes:

Warren Oates!!!, Neil Young!!!, Peter Sellers!!!, Johnny Cash!!!, My Grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Applications for future heroes currently under review.

My Blog

Repost of "What we learned on our spring vacation by Brandi P. and Marietta D."

1) Wear comfortable shoes, (for purposes of running through airport at speed of light to catch plane) 2) London is fucking EXPENSIVE! 3) English boys are cute and nice! 4) Brits have the best po...
Posted by salty lady on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST