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the Whores

'Hundreds of shows. Witnessed by dozens.'

About Me



OK, seriously for a moment. If you want to know when we play, for real (meaning you actually want to maybe come to a show), drop us a line at [email protected] and we'll put you on our mailing list. It's way easier to put the word out that way, as myspace's event invites feature sucks when it's (usually) not working right. OK! Back to our regular programming.

We seep from the muck of Greenpoint Brooklyn. we are that train wreck your mothers warned you about! (but we do love the kitties.)

'the Professor'

'MaryAnn'

After our first 3 hour tour, all other band members went missing and are presumed drowned at sea

Superior live photography : Dan Garcia of Super-Fi.
See here right. Agent Orange custom font
http://www.eknp.com/php/fd.php?f=agent_orange

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/10/2005
Band Website: stillmaybe butnotbloodylikely.com
Band Members: Juline primes herself to drum by repeatedly viewing commercials of the samsonite luggage gorilla. Greg takes singing cues from sea lions that he once saw out west. He has never learned how to play a guitar.
Influences: Weed. Scotch.
People who give us weed, scotch.
Sounds Like:
A giant rock falling out of the sky onto your speakers.
If 'you', however, sound like, 'heavy riff-a-riffic verse in a cookie-monster voice followed by -gasp!- anthemic sing-along-with-me chorus plus an add-a-guitar-solo-here type thing', then we'll be coming to your house to turn out your sister and violate your father--with your mom's dildo. We may look nice, but be afraid. Be very afraid. We practice our own aesthetic and it probably ain't yours.
Record Label: hey baby, how you doin'?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

a Tune for You...

We finally have a new recording for you, called 'Vile Son'. It was expertly engineered by Max of The Sad Little Stars, who has been recording us for about eight months (using a secret proprietary tech...
Posted by the Whores on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST