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My name is Reggie Roach. I have been traveling the globe on cruise ships and in people's suitcases for several years now and finally made my very own profile. After my birth house had burnt down and killed both my human inhabitants, after one of the retards fell asleep holding a cigarette, I found myself without a home. So instead of moving in next door with the neibors I pinned a couple of "Darwin Awards" on both my human host's torched corpses and decided to take a journey and fullfill all my dreams of travel to the wonderful places I've seen on the telly. Now after seeing over 19 countries and procreating hundreds of little Reggies, I am on my way back to the good old US of A to see old friends and continue my career as a photographer and branch my company "Reggie Roach Productions" to new locations. So if anyone finds me under their couch drunk/high and collecting crumbs, or past out in an old cubbord or pantry please dont chase me down! My stay will only be temporary as I get up and running. I'll try not to scare you in the bathroom late night when your wasted and tired. But I will join you in the shower from time to time!! Until then all of you enjoy life, drive fast, take risks, and please dont step on bugs!