Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English
Barry, but people call me Steve.
I am Borat Sagdiyev Kazakhstani television's top media personality and
the creator of "Borat's Guide To Britain". you likeee?? A few
year ago I come to England and the US-of-A make many reportings. In this
program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan.
I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.I once carried a woman against
her will for 5 miles. FOR FUN. now She my wife Whaa whaa whee whaa!".
I likeeeee hherr better then my wife, it's okm she dead now in field
from plow! I was first seen in the UK on Channel 4 Television after Ali
G stumbled across me "whilst flicking through the foreign satellite
channels after watching the 5 minutes free view on the Fantasy Channel".
I hope you like the site,
Jagshemash, Pepsi Max.
Jenkooya !
PS i was in the headlines again
After the controversy had just about died down about Borat singing about
throwing Jews down wells our Kazakhstani friend has hit the headlines
worldwide on CBS, Fox News, MSN, Radio 1, The Sun, Reuters, Sky News
etc. etc. after some naughty antics at a US Rodeo.
At the rodeo in Roanoke, Southwest Virginia, USA, Borat was given permission
to sing the national anthem. He started well introducing himself and
saying that he supported the war against terrorism. He then was reported
as saying,
"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the
lizards"
and then,
"May George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child
in Iraq"
Borat then got the words of the national anthem wrong finishing with...
"your home in a grave".
The organisers of the event realised that the crowd were angry and they
rushed him away fearing violence.
"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," rodeo
producer Bobby Rowe told the Roanoke Times. "I told him you done
the wrong thing at the wrong place!".
it has also been reported about me that, "Borat's suit has never
been washed" NOT True, my dead wife washed it when it was dirty
last time i was home before she died in field! "Some women find
Borat attractive and ask for dates after the filming" all i can
say, sexy time, Whaa whaa whee whaa! "Sacha writes his notes in
Hebrew on his clipboard so they look foreign" i am the jew! "The
hair and moustache are Sacha's real hair and moustache" we play
game eh he is eh my wife heh u likeeee? "Using occasional Polish
words has nearly had Borat exposed mid-filming" i once get took
by police for expose my chram in new york...
you will just have to come to Kazakhstan to find out.