Mona Littlemore

"Masshole at Heart"
Enviromentally Surpressed HippieIf you don't have a sick sense of humor or can't take a joke than don't bother reading any further.Sometimes normal activities can be a bit mundane, itz good to shake things up a little. I'll leave it up to you to separate fact from fiction. If you don't get it then you must be from Chicago and I don't want to be your friend anyway.I'll weep accordingly.not...I'm just trying to maintain some ongoing level of sanity...Traveling out west through The Badlands The Black Hills The Grand Tetons Jackson HoleLog cabins with big fireplaces.Haulin ass on a horseDownhill skiing in Vermont or New Hampshire after totties at the lodge.Snowboarding and Bongo boards.DriftwoodNYC and San FransiscoToday's youth and their amazing stories.Yard sales and flea markets. Antiques and furniture refinishing.Georgia O'KeefeLaurel BurchDahliCassius Marcellus CoolidgeOrganic mushrooms not the kind you saute with onionsHmmm...... causing small disturbances in the neighborhood like throwing loud out of control wild late night parties with drunken people skinny dipping and running naked in the streets or...crashing someone elses (it happens ALL the time, where have YOU been?)Snooping thru other peoples stuff... Voyeurism
YOU are going thru MINE right now so if you've read this far than we're on the same page, no punn intended.Fireworks and Midnight PyromaniaPrank phone calls"Dial-a-Joke"Boating, swimming, and fishingCape Cod beaches and sand castles ...or shipsNew England Clam BakesTailgating and keg partiesMy backyard pool... Water parks with high dives and lots of big slidesI'm a helluva cook...and make a killah pasta sauceFine diningRiding sick roller coasters (old scary wooden ones)Dirtbikes and Harleys "That's a nice sled ya got there""If I had to explain, you wouldn't understand" Handblown stained glass especially the pretty little swirls it gets after you smoke out of itSexual harrassment and flirtingTattoos, piercings, andThe ReeperAvoiding police activity at all costsfor the usual everyday criminal activity like...bank robbery kidnapping grand theft auto and extortionNo pta meetings bake sales or bras for meThanx anyway. ThunderstormsCowboys
Native American Indian History
Chief Sitting Bull

Science and GeologyScrabble or Rummikub Crosswords and Jigsaw puzzles on rainy Sunday mornings (the "nerd" in me)I'd like to surf and scubadive one day....and jump out of an airplaneShots of Jack (who's buyin?) Rock Stars Full Throttles and Vodka GimletsCamping sucks but I love bonfiresI support the Second Ammendment

My inner pshyco wants to beat fucktard idiots with sticks cuz rude and moronic snotbags really piss me off they should be exiled to another planet like "Uranus" or someplace else far away, for the sake of all humanity.If you think some or all of my interests are stupid, I really don't give a fuck, have a nice day. Simply put, "The people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind" wise words from V.