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*Höt CaKes*; the MASTER of epíc proportions.

*I'm worth miLLions in Prizes...*

About Me

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE....SO IF THEY'RE FREE WHY DONT YOU GIVE THEM TO ME???!!!!! Que sera, sera...WHATEVER WiLL BE, WILL BE. the futures not ours to see...what will be..will be..
VIDEO BY ME, ON THE PLAYA:
Hotness Mcgee..
PURE LOGIC IS THE RUIN OF THE SPIRIT.."I NEED TO BE IN AN ATMOSPHERE THAT IS FREE, THAT IS OPEN...THATS STRIVING FOR TRUTH AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE DICTATING TO YOU HOW TO DO YOUR THING WHICH YOU KNOW HOW TO DO BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE."
THINK FOR YOURSELF. FIND YOURSELF. QUESTION AUTHORITY.
now THATS life!
I AM WHAT I AM AND I DO WHAT I DO!. *you have been warned*
.. AM i what i think i am? Am i...how i feel? am i ...an energy source? am i ...a recording in the atmosphere?...WHO AM I?- A Quick Summary; in my world, EXTREME IS RELATIVE TO PERCEPTION. To do everything, be everywhere,EXPERIENCE ALL is my ultimate heaven. Being an Aries with a Pisces moon, that can explain my insane rush for life and my sometimes contradicting behavior. i could list all the things that interest me, bother me, my experiences,my inside jokes, my opinions and theories,where ive been, things that arouse me, disgust me,drugs ive consumed, what turns me on, what appeals to me, my hobbies, what i do with my spare time,who ive met, my activities, my passions,etc etc...but i believe some things are better left unsaid. I've experienced more than most will see in their lifetime. Ive noticed a new change in me, I have become more so nostalgic, mellancholy, standoffish with most, self absorbed. im usually so social, but lately ive been in solitary mode. Call it narcissism, I call it trying to solve all the millions of conflicts and battles within myself going through my head every day. I will say this though; GORILLA PUNCI FOR LIFE! im a BACCHNALIAN. i miss spending every summer in HAWAII, especially canoing and swimming with giant sea turtles..the biggest shark ive encountered was in Puerto Rico. A HUGE NERD. I have driven across the USA, to miami and all the way back. My first car was a 65 Mustang. I miss it. More than once. Do not give me an alarm clock, as I will just toss it against the wall, as long as I dont have to wake up. I have a sick obsession [no not fetish] with squishy objects, as well as fluffy and gooey things. I dont believe in popularity, the "elite" or anything of the sort. I witnessed a hawaiian volcano erupt. I talk to my many pets as if they were people. I am constantly contemplating life and my purpose in this twisted place we call the universe- sometimes calming sometimes torturous. If necessary, I will go through this life all alone, but I would prefer to have my loved ones around. Although I do find myself enjoying solitary moments more and more. I despise snobby, pompous assholes and flakes.JUNGLIST. I encounter emotional breakdowns and discoveries on a daily basis. sometimes angry and bitter at the world, but its all from my extremely passionate nature. At these times I go into hibernation with the man. I often wish I was born some kind of animal-specifically some kind of feline,bird, mollusk, or ocean creature..SUBCULTURE CHAMELEON. im the QUEEN of Nostalgia. i enjoy more things than most people can fathom. I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN KARMA. if you want to know what im all about....you can ask me. otherwise. with that said....heres a hint: all things unique. All things sleek. all things DEBAUCHEROUS, all things bloody,all things strong,all things mysterious, all things sexual, all things weird,all things glitchy and clicky, all things odd and all things distorted and goofy,all things special,all things CHILDISH,ALL THINGS FOREIGN,all things glamorous,all things artistic,stylish and vintage, all things warped all things musical all things creative all things spiritual and emotional...all things colorful&dark all things distinct. all things crazy.im sweet like licorice...DANGEROUS LIKE SYPHILIS...me? whats to say about Tess? Legend has it HotCakes is an OLD SOUL; embodied with the wisdom and experience of one, like she has lived this life before(could be?). It has been said that perhaps my energy can be too intense for most ; a good AND bad quality I will deal with for the rest of my life. .....i also LOVE to draw snails and slugs...I try to get along with most or those who deserve my respect..I will most likely consider you a dueschebag and a 1/2, until you prove me otherwise. I don't think i'm better than anyone else, just more stylin.. than most. my love is bigger than your love. Although I have a VERY low tolerance for people who lack intelligence, people that try to look and act smart [going the extra mile to use big words that most people dont even know, acting like they know all because they supposedly read some philsophy book, etc etc] really chaps my ass. Some people cant help being stupid, but if you are trying to look smart..your even more of an idiot. after careful thought and observation-i think I might be the coolest AND filthiest person on myspace..
QUITE POSSIBLY EVER.
Otherwise,this coat is pretty much MY LIFE;


recently migrated to Europe. None of the EUROtrip backpacking tourist bullshit for me. I actually lived the culture deep in the depths of central eastern europe as well as exploring most of the other regions. I prefer to soak up a culture rather than be a tourist for a few days, thank you very much! Until ____? i shall be a wandering soul, constantly on the journey to self discovery. have plans to migrate to Asia next year. And im moving to Frisco. This is what the city i lived in looks like:
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also, i am an E.M.M. and the duel member of the Magical Mystical Managery of Merry Melodies, alongside the ruthless and omnipotent Sir Commodore Sloat. Hence the name, Eclectic Musical Maharishi/The Retro Specialists......
In All honesly though..Im justt a squirrel trying to get a nut...so whats up?
oh and remember...THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT! and please dont make me beat the stupidity out of you with a rubberhose.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!
and always keep in mind...
Don't Roll the Dice if you can't pay the price."
And as I enter this green mass of goodness, All I have to do is close my eyes.. remember what it is like to dwell underneath it to dance under the waffle...and im back in Black Rock City...
DONT DICTATE TO ME...

My Interests

First and FOREMOST; being amongst the animals.
Hosting" /

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GORILLAS. LOTS AND LOTS OF GORILLAS. An "over-abundance" you could say.
BUNNIES!
BEATS, Ryhthms AND LIFE.
i like butter, i like jam, i like toast and i like spam..... im probably the most ecclectic,all embracing,open minded person you will EVER meet. Traveling the world one country at a time. public urination. paranormal. vintage playboys. EXPERIMENTALISM. AWKWARD SILENCE. MILKSHAKES. SEX. Glitchcore. SELF DISCOVERY. FELINES. VOLCANOES. HISTORY. SOUNDS. LATEX. FOOD. CULTURE. TATTOOS. STREET ART. DEBAUCHERY. TEXTURES[see, I have this theory- the more gooey or squishy..THE BETTER..I have a dream to one day be able to jump into a pool of anything from jello or clay, to cookie dough or silly puddy to GAK..seriously, I want to do this, and also have a pie fight before I die. im dead serious!] To be honest it would take many moons to list everything that interests me, so i will spare the frustration of remembering everything to list..stealing your interests and making them mine. kittyloaf.. spreading my awesomeness to everyone I encounter. searching for....well im not even sure... but in search of something..?? ~but currently BURNING MAN and itoast are signifigant parts of my life.... while Smif-n-Wessun,PHARCYDE,DWARVES,R.L. BURNSIDE, LEE SCRATCH PERRY & The CRAMPS have always and forever will be a main aspect of my life

and well.....i have a fond love and bond with mushrooms and hallucinogens.
THINK OF ALL THE JOY YOU'LL FIND..WHEN YOU LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND....right?

And I can not forget my pets AND...

my dog Tommy aka Pubboi aka the GREATEST dog ever to be in existence.
Memphis Belle and lover SIR HOBBSY GINGER BAKER PRINCE, a regal and royal fluff;
yes, i know, ive got the cutest cats ever.

I'd like to meet:

Since I get plenty of action from Janos...

I would like to meet anything..or anyone who is GOOEY...
you?
or possibly someone who will provide me with an infinite, endless and/or lifetime supply of chocolate[in any shape or form]::SUSHI::french fries(i am the fry bandit I eat and steal all fries)::marijuana::snickers::peaches WITH cream aka ORGASM IN YOUR MOUTH::paprika chips::strawberries:: AND;

*Cupcakes*
OH YES, and whoever constructed this brilliance:

Music:

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. SERIOUSLY. *GLITCh*

Movies:

..sometimes you just got to make your OWn pLot in this nutty movie called Life....
Lifes like a movie, write your own story. KEEP BELIEVING. KEEP PRETENDING.
PINK FLAMINGOES!!! 30 DAYS OF NIGHT.. Easy rider, very bad things,kids,dumb and dumber, alice in wonderland, trainspotting, clockwork orange, i like the muppets, monty python and much much more..but these first came to mind. OLD HORROR MOVIES. rob zombie impressed me too..

Television:

ALL that is a cartoon. WONDER SHOWZBEN!!![a must for all to see, only on hallucinogens though, it will explain the way the world works] Adult Swim. History Channel. and the few guilty pleasures im too ashamed to admit.
*swings fly swatter around above head violently*;
"FUCKINGS BATS!!"
fuck it, id rather be having sex with a bowl of candy waiting on the side.
and...sometimes i enjoy porn. [there i said it!]

Books:

are what you read to escape, to learn, to fuel your imagination. Dracula[or anything involving vampires- but this one is a timeless classic],1984, The Quantum Theory, Clockwork Orange[I like the heavy slang],DaVinci Code, Electric Kool Aid Acid Test[the book and the rave], Wrinkle in Time[Because im the tesseract], Notes to Myself[becuase it changed the way I view people], Heartstones, Deliver us from Distraction[so I can learn how to master my ADD],Alice in WOnderland(the old story), and many more I cant think of right now. I have read many great books, but it takes me forver to finish them. Anything horror, vampire, thriller, fictional, fantasy, picture books, drug infused tales, mystery....and many more..
if you write in this box "who needs books when you got gorgeous girls like us" then DO NOT EVEN TRY TO ADD ME OR TALK TO ME. you give people a bad name.

Heroes:

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amongst my other favorite beatmakers and djs...My Mother. My Animals.
JUDGE DREAD.
HER!!!!!!(wolfwoman)):

... MYSELF

My Blog

BURNING MAN VIDEO BLOG.

before I begin on the burning man shizzle; a QUICK UPDATE;I already posted this as a bulletin AND in my interests, but this is crucial in my life!I have many dreams I want to accomplish and make come ...
Posted by *Höt CaKes*; the MASTER of epíc proportions. on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

my mad world.

My life is extremely unorganized at the moment. im not sure if this makes me upset, or just not giving a shit. Ever since comming back to Budapest from home(CAli) I have just stopped caring. My flat i...
Posted by *Höt CaKes*; the MASTER of epíc proportions. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

recent escapades in BOOTYpest..

yea thats right, a few adventures i have had lately here in Budapest. im really falling in love with this city. IT IS SO DIFFERENT FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, PARTICULARLY LOS ANGELES- and its WONDERFUL...
Posted by *Höt CaKes*; the MASTER of epíc proportions. on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:53:00 PST

ultraviolet... BRAND NEW HAIR...new everything...

so finally i will put up some new pix of my new hair.... my new home, new city, new hair...new everything!!! (like i already stated)i look like an alien ARIAL SHOT.trying to hide my unplucked eyebrows...
Posted by *Höt CaKes*; the MASTER of epíc proportions. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:23:00 PST