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♥Krista♥

*Yup...my NERDHEAD is bak..*

About Me

First Off let me say, Im a Nacker. Half Nigger Half Cracker. I like making people laugh and having a good time. Drinking and bitchin is all I seem to do. Oh yah and sex. Wanna Fuck Me!? ooo I make myself laugh. (To Shane and Boo, Elton, Colby, you know Im kiddin. Dont tell on me!) Anyways, Im tall. Well taller den my short ass friends. (They aint even hit five foot yet) I have blue eyes, and they will make you wanna melt. haha.. I can Make SUMMIN melt! I live in dis Wack ass town called Andrews, were da only thing you can do is get in trouble, and have sex. and Let me promise you... the cops..and the guys know my name! But I aint a hoe! Dont get it twisted! I just like to have fun. I just got one question... whats in Yo Wallet?? Cuz I want Two circles... Not ONE (Jason.. I got chu! You taught me well) haha.. damn got me laughin and shit ova hurr. Well I chill with my sister like twenty-foe seven. Her name is Britnee... and she is crazi as hell. Enuf said. We are da doublemint twins (even doe I dont even know what the hell those are!) I will come off as a bitch to you.. but once you get to know me.. you will realize... thats how I really am... a Bitch! I wont change... so dont try to change me... It wont work. Youll just piss me off...and like my momma says.. I will show you a Krunk Bitch! Im a Best friend, a tia, a bitch, and a sexaholic. Thats me.. you like it.. call me.. you dont.. get the fuck up off my page! Deuce!

My Interests

Talkin Durrty to you! Call me boo!

I'd like to meet:

NELLY!!!T.I.,Carmelo Anthony,Allen Iverson...Basically erbody in black heaven!!

Music:

Pretty Much everything... Not like Blue Grass and stuff like that.. but other than that.... I like a little bit of everything...

Movies:

;I Like Scary Movies..even though I watch it with my hands over my eyes and im hugging a pillow... LoL...

Television:

BET, MTV, MTV2, Nick, Disney, and thats about it..Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

Books:

o0o man...Im laughing My ass off right now! haha.. BOOKS??? What the hell is that..

Heroes:

Lester the Mailman. I dont know where I without him. He delivers my mail everyday... ON TIME!! SssS his fine ass wearing a size Medium... knowing damn well he should be wearing a XL to fit all his muscles in! SsS... I have to thank The Good Andrews Post Office... for Hiring him... Because thanks to him..my days are always good!Adri. She a crazi ass, krunk, dont clean, dont cook, dont know how to get her ass outta bed for a bowl of cereal, got niggers everywhere to do her shit for her bitch. Thats my Nigga. I wanna be just like her when I grow up! She say she aint lazy... but she lyin. Dont let her fool you. She will get up outa bed.. but thats AFTER she calls yo name like fifty times and you dont come. And the only reason she got up..is to tell you to bring her a bowl of cereal. and then goes and lays back down.. and waits for her Bowl of Cereal! haha. Thats her. LoL... And believe it or not.. I am her nigger.. I do get up.. and get off her lumpy couches..and take her..her bowl of cereal.. then give her daughter a bath..change her pamper.. clean (okay Im lyin on that one!.. I DONT CLEAN) but.. my sister does. and then wait at her house... watching movies and dancing.. till seven.. when she finally gets up! and then we are already asleep..and she gets mad at us "for being lazy". Thats my girl right thurr! I wanna be just like that!!!