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About Me

I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!I'm recently widowed, after my husband died from terminal cancer. He had a tumour the size of a pineapple. My second husband Glen (he was Scottish) escaped from a mental home after murdering the local vicar with some Angel Delight.
I have been abused in the past, particularly by an Uncle at Christmas-time. I also suffer from diabetes, but I still have a zest for life and a yearning to sing.
I run my own hair and beauty salon with my friend Linder. She's asthmatic- I think you should just take a deep breath and get over it. Call in any time for a consultation, spray tan, cling film wrap, or a fringe.
I have just given birth to my son Apricot, despite having a narrow canal. I was warned that I could have a hairy baby but he looks more like a toffee apple.
I have a unique skill in that I am very good at opening my mouth very wide and then closing it quite quickly... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Dancing, hairdressing, fetish clothing, shopping with Cath, cookery (my speciality is smashed prawns in a milky basket, and I also offer up several kinds of tongue, such as duck and ox), the local village hall fun group, past life regression (I recently took Cath back to when she was called Dallion and was eating a nice cheesy soup), blind dates, aerobics, pole-dancing, tarot card reading, speaking in tongues.

I'd like to meet:

Doctor Don Cole, because I will take it up the rear until I'm blue in the face.
I would also say Michael Crawford, but I have already managed to meet him when I went to see Phantom On Ice in Bristol.

Music:

Whitesnake, Extreme, Def Leppard, Marillion- my favourite song is Lavender.

Movies:

Fatal Attraction.

Books:

'Celebrating Celibacy. Heal Yourself Through Refrainment' by Caro and Barry Bibbens.

Heroes:

Doctor Don Cole, Glenn Close.

My Blog

Jill's been busy

Just had a lovely meal of gristle and smashed prawns. It's my favourite, why don't you Jill fans make it too? Don't forget the napkin! I have been very busy lately trying to clear up my gingivitis usi...
Posted by Jill on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST

Jill says Happy New Year!

Hiya Jill fans! Hope you all had a nice Christmas. I had prawns for my Christmas dinner with stuffing- it was mostly gristle though. Linder had a kebab, chinese AND a pizza! I did want tickets to go a...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

Jill is not an octopus!

Hiya! Another day, another blog. I don't know, in between keeping up with this place, going shopping with Catherine Wheels, giving Linder her inhaler, telling Joy she smells of fish and rocking out to...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:42:00 PST

Hug for Jill

Hiya! Well I've had a bad few days- my husband Glen has followed me onto MySpace. He murdered the vicar and now he's after me on the interweb. My salon also isn't doing very good business, since the h...
Posted by Jill on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:34:00 PST

Hiya!

Hiya! How's you? Thanks for all the adds... aw, look at you with your little MySpaces! I'm mainly on here as I am an attractive woman and I do enjoy a little bit of male attention. FYI I have a very f...
Posted by Jill on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST