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Riding on the Metro

I Do NOT Have Puppet Cancer!

About Me


AIM - FrankenmuthSucks
24/Married/I like tacos.
tall/skinny/insane/immature/passionate/musical/tortured/ugly /creepy/busy/tired/loyal/unique/scarred/chain-smoker/the best friend or worst enemy/random/excitable/rockstarindisguise/tenninjasforthepri ceofone
Born in 1982 to schoolteachers in a small town in Michigan, I spent my formative years in a crappy little hick town, where the most exciting event is when they open the beer tent. At the age of 19 I set out on my own, living in Saginaw, MI, the cesspool of Mid-Michigan life. Neither place did anything but drag me into a bored, stagnant existance.
I currently reside in Bay City, MI, with my beautiful wife(married 6/1/06) and pain-in-the-ass dog. As of now, I'm still languishing in obscurity, waiting for that "dare-to-be-great situation", as Lloyd Dobler would say. All of the pieces are starting to come together as I try to begin the life that's truly meant for me.
Wow, after rereading that, I think I'm gonna barf.
Children under the age of 13 are discouraged from reading, as there are naked pictures of their mother in almost every section of this site.
Playing: God of War II, Guitar Hero II, The Warriors, Zuma, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, GTA:San Andreas
Listening: "Showbiz" by Muse, "Come Clarity" by In Flames, "Year Zero" by Nine Inch Nails, "Out Come the Wolves" by Rancid, "Alive" by KISS(always)

My Interests

Doritos, Zombies, Classical Piano, Resident Evil, Zelda: A Link to the Past, Guitar Hero, God of War, Ratchet & Clank, Monkey Ball, anything Buffy or Angel.

I'd like to meet:

Gargamel, David Bowie, Paul Stanley, Susanna Hoffs, Josh Homme, Nick Oliveri, Trey Parker, Robert Stack, Joss Whedon, Paul Feig, Fiona Apple, Christopher Hall, Optimus Prime

Music:

David Bowie, Queens of the Stone Age, Atreyu, Mondo Generator, Green Day, Jane's Addiction, The Smashing Pumpkins, Stabbing Westward, KISS, PJ Harvey, M.U.T.E., Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, The Beatles, Judas Priest, Muse, Motley Crue, Fiona Apple, Dokken, At the Drive-In, The Outfield, Electric Six, Britny Foxx, Rancid, Silverchair, Candlebox, Aerosmith

Movies:

Serendipity, Garden State, Kill Bill v.1&2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, North By Northwest, About a Boy, Aliens, Dawn of the Dead, High Fidelity, Detroit Rock City, True Lies, My Cousin Vinny, Beverly Hills Cop, The Running Man, Stand By Me, Kindergarten Cop, Young Frankenstein, Duck Soup, Say Anything..., Minority Report, American Beauty, Grosse Pointe Blank, Baseketball, Ghostbusters, Seven, Rosemary's Baby, When Harry Met Sally, The Silence of the Lambs

Television:

South Park, Ninja Warrior, The Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks, Scrubs, 24, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, X-Play, Angel, Roseanne, Futurama, My Name Is Earl

Books:

Observatory Mansions by Edward Carey, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky, The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, Songs of the Doomed by Hunter S. Thompson, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy by Tim Burton, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Heroes:

Makoto Nagano, Gargamel, Anyone in a herpes commercial...

My Blog

Today is my Mommy's Birthday. She's 60!

Fucking hell. I'm in a funk. Maybe it's from over a year straight of 55-80 hours of work a week or maybe I once again dropped all the eggs I was juggling.I'm trying to see the good, the...
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

GRR SMASH!

Give me a hammer and get the fuck out of my way.
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

Thanks, day. I'm done with you.

Sweet. It's nice that walking my dog is evidently suspicious behavior. Way to top off my day, assholes.
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:58:00 PST

Too much work. Not enough God of War II.

I feel really small today :-/ I used to e-mail everybody I knew to tell them how great they were. I used to have friends I talked to every day.I used to know who they liked and how their classes went ...
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

So tired. That is me. So tired.

The smile on her face makes this bullshit worth it. That's all I'm saying.
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

300 = THE RAD

People think that I'm a sick, twisted guy, but I actually have the heart of a little boy...     ...in a jar on my desk.
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

New Year = RAD!

So, my new year has thus far been wonderful.It started with kisses from my beautiful wife, some champagne, and a half hour boss battle that culminated in my completion of Zelda: Twilight Princess.Wife...
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

The News: 12/26/06

An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off andhis dog rushed up and ate it. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from avillage near the southeastern town of Galati, r...
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

So, today I killed a polar bear with nothing but a frisbee and a can of Lysol!

What the hell? + What the fuck? = What the heck?This amuses me greatly.Since the Work Day From Hell", I've been playing with the dog, getting lost in Zelda, and for some reason thinking about beforeti...
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

DAMMIT!

Finally found something to bitch about in Zelda: Twilight Princess.I just played for around 2 hours, gathering and upgrading stuff, doing minigames, etc.I got all the golden bugs, the frog lure, opene...
Posted by Riding on the Metro on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST