I go to college, enjoy chatting online, playing my xbox. I'm shy in person so trying to meet guys or girls off here.
Friends keep asking me to take revealing videos of myself. Damn I finally did it... just kidding!! Here's my real "About Me"...
I am quite possibly the coolest guy on the planet. That's really all you need to know, but... what do I do? I am some kind of rebel / slacker / poet / writer / artist / cartoonist / philosopher / Nietzschean superman / comedian / actor / performace artist. My life is my greatest work of art. It has elements of comedy and tragedy. I reinvent myself about every five minutes. Some people find that confusing, but I find it refreshing. It's called paradigm shifting. I fucking love Myspace, because it helps me deal with my insomnia and soul-crushing depression, which I have because I live in a horrible fucking town. Also, I should let you know that just by reading this you are becoming cooler, but obviously not as cool as me, because no one is. Don't be nervous to approach me just because I'm cooler than you. However, be careful not to touch me too often, because godlike coolness can be toxic to normal non-superhuman types. This phenonmenon is called coolness poisoning. Also, you might be dirty or gross, and have germs. See? I'm totally approachable.
