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About Me

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Warning: Bitchy, flakey, rude, may cause black eyes, nosebleeds, rectal itching, and/or heartache. Does not give quarter, mercy, or take any prisoners. Pirate. Will probably hit on your hot brother. DO NOT USE while near police officers, random drug tests, or sniffing dogs. Hazardous in high doses. Highly Addictive.

I'm a dirty hippie, but I suck at it.

I'm also a crafty crafter, so buy my crap at my stupid little shop.

I'm tired of having a stupid list of facts about me here like they really tell you anything about who i am. the fact that i hate the word "moist" means nothing, nor does the fact that i love music. who doesn't? everyone loves music and long walks on the beach and fine dining. if you know me, you know who i am, and if you don't know me, i guess it just sucks to be you, huh?♥

"They can't touch me while I'm alive, and once I'm dead, who cares?"- John F. Kennedy "Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change."-Marquis de Sade, Last Will and Testament

Tupac Shakur said, "We gotta make a change... It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes. Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live and let's change the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do what we gotta do, to survive." Remember that.

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My Interests

Keanu♥saraXD♥♥♥Books, musicmusicmusic (i'm a music slut.), and your mom. i'm also a your mom slut. cupcakes, green tea, editing wikipedia, scribbling down lists and self-righteously crossing things out, driving, knitting, crocheting, sewing, quilting, all things retro, pink, hanging out with my family, hanging out with my friends. playing my nintendo DS, my nintendo 64, and my playstation2. (I had an old NES but it died. Rest in Peace.) Dreadlocks, making fun of myself, pretending to be a cocky dick, pomegranates, baking, cooking, big sunglasses, bic lighters, shredding things in my paper shredder, nag champa. Penny Press' Master Variety Puzzles. Police procedural shows, texting, traveling, sleeping, dancing barefoot in my kitchen. I'm so awesome I puke rainbows.

I'd like to meet:

LadyGirl: DID THAT FEEL GOOD? LIKE A BLAST OF BRILLIANCE???
Me: YES, IT WAS LIKE JESUS EJACULATED INTO MY BRAIN.

Music:

must i list? i like everything that's not mainstream and doesn't suck. And somethings that are mainstream and do suck. What can I say? Some of my favorites include Janis Joplin, Frank Zappa, The Grateful Dead, Tupac, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Lily Allen, Lady Sovereign, Amy Winehouse, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, A Fine Frenzy, Feist, Peaches. Rilo Kiley, Coheed and Cambria, Cute Is What We Aim For, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dragonforce(♥), Cat Stevens, The Decemberists, Snoop Dogg, Lupe Fiasco, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Nickel Creek, Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Stephen Marley, Ziggy Marley, Julian Marley (any marley is okay by me), Neil Young, XTC, Siouxsie and The Banshees, The Ramones, Lou Reed, the Velvet Underground... I can honestly say I listen to pretty much everything.

Movies:

v for vendetta. the goonies. airheads. can't hardly wait. a clockwork orange. dogma. clerks II. vulgar. cruel intentions. natural born killers. stranger than fiction. american history x. may. napoleon dynamite. thirteen. finding nemo. the breakfast club. the little mermaid. slingblade. tank girl. talladega nights.

Television:

LITTLE BOYS WHO ARE VAIN OFTEN GROW UP TO BE HOMOSEXUALS.

Wonderfalls, Heroes, Arrested Development, Buffy, Comedy Central Presents, That '70s Show, Weeds, Six Feet Under, CSI:, CSI:NY, The Office (original English version), Death Note, Hellsing, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!

Books:

Ugh gimme a book i'll read it. I'm currently reading False Pretenses by Catherine Coulter.

Heroes:

Beth Chapman, seriously. She's a beautiful, strong, confident woman, with a great attitude, good ethics, a strong relationship and I admire her more than most women in the media today.

and kelly is fucking rad.

Alstroph and the Minister of Scissors.