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A Boy and His Dog

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About Me

Welcome to my page o-love... just kidding.
Hi, my name is Matt, and I'm an alcoh.... oh wait wrong meeting.
Since I'm writing about myself, I know I'll forget things (I forgot who I was for a week once), so please bear with me. My life is an open book, if you want to know something, just please feel free to ask. I'm a person who is compassionate caring, and kind. I am also probably one of the most accepting people that you will ever meet, which is probably why I have ended up dating people that are "broken"... I fix them, and the leave me. Rise, repeat.
I have a dog (which is the most awesome dog on the planet, no really, you have to meet her and she looks like a muppet)... a license, TWO cars (they may be both POS's but I own them free and clear), and a job. So that basically meets the criteria that I'm not a scumbag.
I like movies... I seem to have movie line OCD, which basically means that if you start a movie line, I will be compelled to finish it, regardless of if I'm at a funeral, my own wedding, or even a party with friends.
So drop my goofie ass a line... please?
How to make a Matthew
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
5 parts humour
5 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some people that are entertaining enough to hold a conversation.hey look, I tooka profile test...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

last minute gift ideas for me

If anyone is looking for any last minute gift ideas.... I hear there is a senate seat available.best government money can buy.don't get me started.... I guess the new pills might be working.... stay t...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:04:00 GMT

A real blog

So I'm thinking of actually hosting my own blog site, should I do it?or am I going to be visited by guys in suits and sunglasses in the dark of night?
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:18:00 GMT

Why American Idol must be destroyed.

Fuck the format, I'm running with it, I can't figure out why myspace is multifonting my fucking document&183;   Ladies and Gentlemen of this fine country, please for the love of whatever god you ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:48:00 GMT

what you didnt learn in government class, because you were sleeping pt two

Hello Faithful three readers, I'm back with another installment on "what you didn't learn in government class, because you were sleeping pt two".  I took a sabbatical from blogging while I was s...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:13:00 GMT

a new game

I (and some really cool people I met this weekend) came up with a new game.or a twist on an old one...I shall name it "Sudden Death" Beer Pong.SDBP as it shall be known here on out, is played exactly ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:39:00 GMT

one year today

and nothing has changed.... I'm sorry for my whole species.*two moments of silence* (one for each)-me
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 23:44:00 GMT

education about the place we live in part one

this sounds like a multi part rant from hell so please hear me out.Now, I have no idea how this got on Fox News, but please everyone watch this.   For those of you that don't really...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:17:00 GMT

Bow down to your new landlord Spartans!

So I can set up my cameras for the new website msuwebcamcoeds.comyeah... yeah... it will pay for itself.MSU dorm in foreclosureotherwise known as "Matt, the Owen's Hall slumlord"All hail the new landl...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:19:00 GMT

a change a change

I shaved the goatee today...it's now back to the "flavor saver"thank you thank you... I now look like I'm 12
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:35:00 GMT

new "name" contest

     Ok Faithful Three Readers (TM)I believe I changed my myspace page for the better, but....I need a new name.   "That Random Guy" is done, time to hang it up... BUT I ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:07:00 GMT