Lived in Glasgow since 1997, with a couple of blips on the way. My favourite food is meat and I've never enjoyed a Red Hot Chilly Peppers song ever...ever!. I don't understand Australia's love affair with Ben Harper and I don't have any wankey professional photos on myspace. What the feck does 'spiritual' mean? Quote:'I think people say they have become spiritual when they realise they have been selfish bastards their entire life and finally start to feel guilty about it and they want people to notice they've changed so instead of saying "I was a twat in my younger days" , they say they've become spiritual.'
End quote. Schmell yer maw! I liked living in Melbourne, but that was ages ago, but I couldn´t understand why security guards in the shopping centres carried guns, when the police in London don´t even do that, it was supposed to be the world´s most pleasant city or something like that. I think that if you look great then you feel great. Have managed to leave the call centre pish flap cuntybaw winnit jargon behind me and have stopped doing it in Prague now too. I feel a bit like a gobshite for changing my profile from Glasgow to Prague but I know that that's not the real reason(s) I'm a gobshite. Knowing the real reasons helps me to optimise my actuality. And I know of a man whose botty blister burst and pissed blood all over a white carpet, and I know that we all have the capacity to piss blood on white carpets so lets not judge too much. Give a man a discombobulater and you teach him, his family and his whole village to discombobulate for life and for generations to come.
I've recently done a horoscope chart which told me I'm an Aquarian so all's lookin good there cept that people keep callin me bad things on here like Dick and Cunt and Fat Hairy Cock. Ooh and we nearly got arrested for trying to climb a big gate into the Market place for a party, kinda shat it a bit coz am a pure fannybaw an aw'at naw, my chum was a hero savin me that night from the clutches of the bad law, through a process of defragulaiton, they like to beat people up. Someone told me to hate the French because I´m English, I probably would have listened when I was a teenager, so I´ve taken to hating the English instead, they smell and talk so foreigners can´t understand them. Thankfully I´m not in the Armed Forces, thankfully I´m not in Her Majesty´s or the US armed forces more, nowt so dull as listenin to an ex squadie talk. I pray we never meet, especially if you´re wearing a rugby top and if you´re in the habbit of tying your jumper around your shoulders.
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Your Life Path Number is 4
Your purpose in life is to build your vision.
You are practical and responsible. You work hard, knowing that there are no shortcuts in life.
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Trustworthy and honest, you also demonstrate great courage. People can count on you.
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