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ANotherdAy

What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger...

About Me


Hello everybodeeeee! A little bit about myself...hmmm...let's see. I'm the biggest dork you'll ever meet and I'm clumsy as hell.
I believe: That good things come to those who wait patiently, the Golden Rule, money can't buy love, and everyone has a soul purpose in life. I'm an optimist, I try to look at the positive side of most things...blah blah blah...glass is half full...blah blah.
RELATIONSHIPS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ..
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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My Interests

Basically anything fun. I love thrills and amusement parks. I love speed, but no, i'm not into racing. i just like to be scared shitless sometimes. I like going to the movies (not to chic flicks, i prefer comedies), shooting pool, taking random photos (don't fall asleep around me, unless you want pics taken of you sleeping... muahahahahahaha!),fishing, shopping, traveling (i love to travel!) and even wondering around most of the day by myself.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Anything worth listening to!

Movies:

Comedies Rule! Anything that will make me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts and make me fall off a chair will always be number on one my list...and anything starring Angelina.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, Southpark, Aquateen Hunger Force (yes, they're all cartoons).

Books:

I know this is really sad coming from a 24-year-old, but I love Harry Potter, and GET FUZZY!

Heroes:

My hero is my grandmother. Any woman who can raise her own children then her grandchildren deserve to be heroes!

My Blog

My Birthday Party!

My homie Ray from www.icravesf.com is helping with my birthday party this weekend.  if you'd like to attend just send me full names of everybody and i'll put you on my guestlist (free before 11pm...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

check out my site!

www.socialscenesf.com
Posted by ANotherdAy on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

Comeback lines for women

Comeback Lines for women....lol!!Man: I know how to please a woman.Women: Then please leave me alone.Man: I want to give myself to you.Women: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.Man: Your hair color is ...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Every Woman Should...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a good...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:29:00 PST

so sweet

this is from a friend's page, it's so sweet and cute that i had to share it: "It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifeti...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

PLEASE READ: QUIT BEING STUPID

QUIT BEING STUPID 1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anyone. 2. To the people who have...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST

history is weird

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President ...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST

10 thoughts to ponder about

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:35:00 PST

AAWWWWW?

doesn't this make u go "awwwww" ?? it's true too! :) Guy facts: When a guy calls u he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you When a guy is not arguing, He reali...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:57:00 PST

men and women

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if ...
Posted by ANotherdAy on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:03:00 PST