HEART |
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfec...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:23:00 GMT |
JOKE |
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rulehere in heaven... Don't step on the ducks."So they enter heaven, and sure enough, th...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
TGIF |
Test for DementiaBelow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?Let's find out just how clever you...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:08:00 GMT |
Tickle me Elmo |
If this doesn't make you laugh you need to get some serious help!!>>There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me >Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:03:00 GMT |
! |
SEIZE THE MOMENTWHEN something happens to you, whether goodor bad, consider what it means.There's a purposeto life's events, to teach you how to laugh more notto cry too hard.Don't keep on thinking ab...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:49:00 GMT |
LOL |
WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?? One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do yo...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:46:00 GMT |
8 MORONS OF 2005 |
8 MORONS
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> 1 WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:42:00 GMT |
Hangover |
Robert wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Robert is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he go...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:29:00 GMT |
Immigration |
First of all i want to say i am not an illegal immigrant !!But shit some People need to get Educated on HISTORY 101 or they need to go get their fucking Mind checked.I couldnt...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:53:00 GMT |
