STICKY - FRIEND REQUESTS:If I sent you a friend request-- but do not know you-- you'll want to know this: I do not spam. I use this profile as my .. presence for my resources website-- which I am presently (thru most of 2007) upgrading.
NEW - ABSOLUTELY THE LATEST:
I will be shutting down Salynna.Net through the summer and fall. Presntly, the website is not producing-- meaning, insufficient cash flow. So I will need to "reinvent it". In the meantime, feel free to send me friend requests. I will approve them.
Just heard this one:
A psychiatrist draws a picture of a tree on a sheet of paper and shows it to his patient.
The patient says: "That looks like a bunch of naked women to me."
The psychiatrist draws a picture of a house on another sheet of paper and shows it to his patient.
The patient says: "That looks like another bunch of naked women."
The psychiatrist says to his patient: "You seem to be obsessed with naked women."
The patient replies: "Me? You're the one drawing the pictures!"
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Technorati tags throw a little focus on your page. For musicians, performers this might help a little bit. For example:
Technorati Tag: Soul
Technorati Tag: Rock
Technorati Tag: Pop
Please see my blog for details and code.
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Letters from the Undead
Dear Salynna,
Is there any shame in trying to make a buck on the Internet?
Confused and Dazed
Dear Confused and Dazed,
If by "buck" you mean
1. the male of the deer, antelope, rabbit, hare, sheep, or goat.
2. the male of certain other animals, as the shad.
YES! Get your mind out of the gutter! Hurry! Do it now! Faster! Otherwise, I have title and deed to some really neat swampland in Florida. It's got gators and bugs and everythin'. PM me for details and 10% off.
Love, Salynna
Dear Salynna,
My illigitimate UFO baby son (from when I was abducted and probed last week) is growing up faster than I expected. Even though he was born only 1 week ago, he'll be 18 in two days. He says he would like to meet you. Are you nice?
Overprotective Mother
Dear Overprotective
Tell him go to the corner of Callwell & 9th, suck up some air, and hold his breath and wait until I get
there. I won't be long, I promise.
Love, Salynna
Dear Salynna,
Why do you want to be my friend?
Cautious
Dear Cautious,
You just don't get this whole networking thing, do you. Say, when was the last time you left the house?
Love, Salynna
Dear Salynna,
I'm the kind of girl who will try anything once. Am I wrong for being adventurous?
Daredevil
Dear Daredevil,
My friends with the band One-Eyed Dogs are very much into eye accupuncture. Never tried it,
but they swear it's really nice.
Love, Salynna
Dear Salynna,
My goldfish Pasquale is creeping me out. It's like he's always staring at me, specially when
my boyfriend comes over, and we're on the couch, and...you know. Do you think it's jealous or
just perving?
Perved and Blushing
Dear Perved and Blushing,
Not all of us are cut out to be pet owners. If own a pet you must, why not take a few steps
down the evolutionary ladder and consider pets with really teeeny tiny eyes-- so any perving
won't affect you. Please Google the words: ant farm.
Love, Salynna
Dear Salynna,
Besides .. predators, what is the lowest life form on Earth?
Varmint Hunter
Dear Varmint Hunter,
I know the answer to this one. It's a tie. 1) Webmasters who offer you a free gift, and then won't give it to you unless you give them your email address - and 2) websmasters who sell $1000 how-to-make-money-on-the-internet courses to 1000 people. * Do the math!
Happy hunting!
Love, Salynna
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CHRONOLOGICALLY:
Just joined. Working on my own resources website to share with my new friends as I make them.
Two Weeks Later: Hey, guess what? Just finished Salynna.Net . I'm proud to announce I showed great restraint and got rid of all pop up ads on the website. I also made the pages a quick load.
I also created a free classic lit website just for my friends. I took some of my favorite books and set them against visually rich graphic backgrounds. Hopefully you will like it. No ads there. Try Elizarius.Net -- and let me know.
My BLOG talks (briefly) about my experiences setting up Salynna.Net , and I will use it to share my webmaster / design experiences.
I am sending out lots and lots friend requests. I want to be one of those with 1000s of friends -- and no band to promote. ;-)
The joys of networking! To share your thoughts and discoveries with 1000s...
P.S. Please POST COMMENTS OFTEN. Lets keep it like a little mini People magazine-- with tomorrow's Superstars today. Just say hi, or even better, tell me what your calendar looks like. What are you promoting this week? Won't it be cool when you're a Superstar and I can brag about how you used to post comments on my profile?
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Here's Some Of The New Layouts, images "meshed" for full text clarity.
You can preview all the images at: Salynna's Group - and some more also at: Salynna, The Sequel
