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I'm probably not ur typical guy in any sense of the word. First the TYPICAL GUY STUFF... I love women, especially when they come in groups of 2 or more (hehe). Ok, ok... so maybe that's not what they meant here! Well, how about this? I feel like I'm a sex-crazed vampire trapped in the body of a mere mortal. Ah come on! No? I love puppies and kitty cats?!? Especially the kitties... prrrrr ;) FINE!!! Then here's the NOT-SO-TYPICAL STUFF... I believe in honor, chivalry, opening the car door for a lady, waiting for them to get into the car or house before leaving, truth and justice, and that all people are basically responsible for themselves and their own actions (though assisting them is not out of the question by any means). Speaking of which, my door is always open to my friends and family. If anyone who knows me has any sort of problem or what have u, they all know that they can always count on me to help them in their endeavor to answer that which plagues them (I've been told millions of times that I'm a good listener). I will always be there for those who desire a friends ear regardless of what they have done to me in the past or even if we're no longer friends. I have always aspired to help those who need it, while being completely impartial and without wanting anything in return. I love people and truly believe that despite it all, no matter the race, religion, nationality or creed... we are all basically good. And from time to time, we all require a helping hand. I love all of my friends very, very much and would not trade them or wish to replace them with anyone. I love yu's!!!
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Anyways, I have an associate degree in computer information systems and am currently writing a novel. If you like sci-fi, melodrama's or romance novels... this is NOT the book 4U! It is however, an epic story of truimph and the human spirit, history and the importance of understanding ones' place in it. I, for one, tend to think of these things as important. I used to be an executive but now work for Macy's as a selling specialist. Hopefully I'll get my butt out as soon as the book sells (just have to finish writing it... hehe).I'm always down for a good time, but... I don't drink, smoke or do drugs! If that's a drag for some of you out there... oh well, ur loss! I'm naturally high baby!!! Funny enough, that's exactly the kind of thing ppl tell me the 1st time I hang with them @ a bar or club or something of that nature.MY VACATION TO THE PHILIPPINES MAY OF 2006div

My Interests


Writing, meeting fun new ppl, learning at a rate only a snail would envy, teaching the finer things in life to the unexperienced... sex, 3sums, really hot sticky... damn it! Well it's not just about sex... is it? I do have other interests... dancing, hanging out with friends...HOTTIES - VICTORIAS SECRET LINGERIE 2006

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Sorry, got side-tracked. About my interests... going to sports bars, dining out, playing pool, whitewater rafting, paintball, rollercoasters, snorkling, deep sea diving, skydiving (still haven't gone running wit da bulls... but will someday!), in short, anything that gets ye old adrenaline pumping!!!
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NEW YEARS EVE 2006-2007
Cool SlideshowsOk, so you figured me out right? WRONG!!! As the pics of angels above suggest, I truly believe myself to be a fallen angel, but an angel nonetheless! One of my overwhelming passions, besides that of women of course, is writing... not just ur run of the mill boring stuff either... Ok, well maybe! How about some poetry? Ok, you pulled my arm long enough! Here goes:There once was a man from Nantucket, whose... what?!? Kidding... sheesh!!! Seriously though, I do have a few poems I can share with you (also, u can check me out on Poetry.com... BALMIR TELIS). Hope you like them...
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*** DORMANT DREAMS LIE IN THE SHADOWS ***Memories of her will never subside to the chapters of unwritten histories on lost loves or loves lost. Thus now, with pen as my sword, my heart shall bring to life that which is forbidden; a secret yet beautiful history that may never be.Even now, I can recall how my desires for her grew with every glance and smell of her. How I longed to be with her, to touch her, to kiss and caress her. How I long to hold her body firmly in my grasp and never let go. How I miss touching her heart, mind and soul as though we were making love in the gardens of heaven.The pains which I go through without her are, to say the least.... unbearable. In darker days, her eyes and smile would lighten the perilous path of life towards a safer road. Now these dreams lay somewhat dormant and in the shadows and other recesses of my mind, though they are not and never will be forgotten.By Balmir J. Telis II ©
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*** AN ANGEL AT FIRST GLANCE, AND ALWAYS ***What I find most attractive about you is the look you give me when we first meet. Your eyes light up as bright as the northern star in a sky riddled with remnants of the past. It is a gaze so heavenly in approach, so mesmerizing in stature, that I could live in that moment always. What I appreciate most is the smile I'm blessed to receive from you upon first contact. Your beauty made all the more exquisite by the grace of your pearly whites. Volumes are spoken simply by the movement of your lips, though no words may penetrate outwards. What I understand about you is that your love transcends both time and space and lives forever. Memories of the love you've shown me, no matter how small, will never falter, wane or fade into oblivion. It is a light deep in the darkest and most private areas of my innermost heart and soul.What I love most about you is nothing short of what God may create with such overwhelming simplicity. I do not love the moments of awkwardness as we shy away from saying what needs to be said with a childish smile. I do not love the relentless aggravation one feels as pleasant thoughts are replaced by cruel or overbearing actions of inaction. Instead, I love all things good and bad about you. I will live both in the past and the present, in your love. I will die a thousand deaths without you and still live on knowing full well what we share, have shared and may still.What I know amounts to nothing without you. My life, my love, my angel.By Balmir J. Telis II ©
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone fun who's just out for a good time. Having a good time is what life should be all about. It should be about the finer things in life. Life is what you make of it. It just boils down to your personal preferences. And what is it I'd prefer in the ppl I'd like to meet?... PPL who came to have a good time! Ohhh, and really sexy girls! ;)
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Music:

I love rock, old and new wave, I love reggae, R & B, some jazz, dance, techno, anything that makes me groove, I even love some rap. ANYTHING EXCEPT HICK MUSIC!!! Any song that has a line about having a dog, taking care of the farm, hot rodding or being in love with one's sis... unless of course she's really hot... what?!? Kidding... Sheesh!!! Well, that kind of music is not exceptable! Unless sung by a really hot chick like Shannia Twain... is that her name?Call Me When You're Sober Video Call Me When You're Sober lyrics - Evanescence lyrics Evanescence Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCureRussian Girls

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Movies:

Sooooo many!!! These movies are most of my very favorites, but not necessarily in that order. I love the following movies: Brave Heart, Gladiator, 12 Angry Men (the original in b/w), Some Like it Hot, L.A. Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Pandora and the Flying Dutchman, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Sweetest Thing, Lord of the Rings (ALL), Titanic, Matrix movies (ALL), Star Wars movies (ALL), V for Vendetta, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Last of the Mohicans, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Moby Dick (the original with Gregory Peck in black & white), Moulin Rouge, Zulu, Zulu Dawn, Hero (with Jett Li), Troy, Kingdom of Heaven, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Pirates of the Caribbean (ALL), Jurassic Park, Queen of the Damned, Pulp Fiction, Spartacus, Interview with a Vampire, and probably a few more dramas that I just can't think of @ the moment. Oh and VERY recently, Pan's Labyrinth... great movie, but not really for the kids.
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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: rough, but depends on the mood
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite only please!
How often do you like to have sex?: as often as possible
Is sex a top priority for you?: without a doubt!
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: face to face, face to back... yeah, it's all good!
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?: never get drunk
How do you feel about one night stands?: beautiful thing!!!
How many one night stands have you had?: 3 or 4
What's your favorite position?: OPEN TO DISCUSSION WITH PARTNER!
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: any place wild and kinky
Do you prefer to make love or f*cuk?: depends on the moment
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: absolutey!
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: as long as possible, time permitting...
Do you get off first or do they?: I try to make sure they do first. More fun that way!
Do you like kissing during sex?: love it!
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loud if i can be...
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: very, very loud... unless in a public place... then even louder! hehe
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: it can, but not necessary
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: WAY too old!
How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?: only one :(
What does your favorite fore-play include?: Anything fun! Licking, touching, caressing, massaging, sqeezing, anything sensual at all!
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: nah, they do it for me!
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: depends on the mood & how hot the random is...
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: love to give, will never recieve! LOL
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: in a parked car outside a police station, behind a motel, while driving, in different parking lots, in front of an open window... u wanna know more?... ASK! hehe
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: me and my harram... :)
Have you ever done porn?: yep!
Did you ever had sex for money?: nope!
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: Nope, don't need to!
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: I can't imagine why not...
During sex... what are you thinking about?: how to please her even better.
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: depends on the mood and who i'm with...
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: as many as possible... keep it fresh!
Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?: always... want her to be happy!
Could you live without sex?: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER... ummm, no!
How often do you find sex boring?: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER... well unless ur just not that into the person ur with. Never happened to me though!
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: depends on the time we have. Usually, i like to take my time.
Do you like to perform oral sex?: LOVE, LOVE, LOVE... yep, love it!
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: what guy doesn't?
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: yep!
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: yep! except for the 5sum... :(
Have you ever had interracial sex?: yep! every race known to man... ;)
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: her roomate... hehe
Have you ever had sex while at work?: yep! When i was younger and worked at a small grocery store
Have you ever had sex while at school?: yep!
What is something that you would never consider doing?: doing anything with a dude!
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: I will NEVER touch it!
Would you ever have sex in public?: been there, done that!
What's your biggest turn on?: being with two or more bi gals either in private or out in public... LOVE IT!!!
Do you spit or swallow?: N/A
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: most number of times.... 5
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: love it!!!
Have you ever had sex in front of your best friend?: yes, and she loved it too!
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: nope and never will!
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: all the time!
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: while driving... scary but exciting stuff!
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: i was 30 and she was 18
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: WITHOUT A DOUBT!!!
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: yep!
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: A young stripper i knew who was bi... almost choked! (something she swallowed)
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: under legal age, i guess!
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: naked, half-assed... it's all good!
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: nope!
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: kind of... yeah!
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: on the street... a few times...
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: LOVE IT!!!!! Front... BACK... it's all good! back is better though!
Do you wear protection as often as you should?: of course!
Have any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: Nope!
If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: never have!
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: depends on how hot she is... no real preferences!
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: depends on her frame...
Have you ever done bondage (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: yep! And yep!
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: nope!
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: yep!
If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?: Angelina Jolie baby!!! Or Pam Anderson!
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Television:

Well, I don't really get much time to watch TV. But I do love the Sci-fi channel. I really love the new BattleStar Galactica! Also, I'll be the only one to admit this, but I really LOVE ROME! Anything with naked lezzy chicks rocks!!!
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Books:

WOW, where to start? I seem drawn to a lot of Anne Rice novels, William Shakespear, Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe, Homer, Socretes... yeah I know, not books, but the authors... too much to write! Did U see the freakin movies section?!?!? Ok, one book in particular that I really like is of course... Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code... there! Happy?
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Heroes:

Anyone who truly strives to make a difference in the world, but only for good. But to name just a few, Gandi, Martin Luther, Martin Luther King Jr., anyone willing to stand up and resist against a regime they believe to be truly evil such as the small underground movement in Germany during WWII, Lawrence of Arabia, Alexander the Great, soldiers that truly fight and die for what they believe in, ALL THE HEROES ON 911. Lastly, my best friend for being who and what she believes in, and striving to be happy all while trying to live out her dreams.
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A passion that consumes me....

Writing!!! What the hell did u think i meant??? OHHHHHH, that! Well yeah, women too! hehe... No seriosuly folks, try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitresses. *Drum roll please! Ok, that's eno...
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