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LORI

“We focus on fixing our bodies. We spend $40 billion a year on beauty products. What if we actuall

About Me



My Interests



Watching Angelina Jolie Movies
(with the exception of "Original Sin.")

Which L Word Character Would You Be Most Likely To Hook Up With?
You would hook up with Shane
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Music:

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Movies:



Disney's "POCAHONTAS"

Television:

Yikers.com Video: SNL Narnia Rap

I miss Carnivale :(

Sopranos

Desperate Housewives (yes I'm embarrassed to say I'm addicted)

Books:

Wasted, Girl Interrupted, The Lovely Bones, DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons

Heroes:



I love beautiful babies!

My Blog

Really?!? My newly Repaired Beauty. My car!?

My car came back last Tuesday looking like a queen and running like a champ.  Then yesterday as I turn left into my appartment complex, because a kind truck driver who was in the oppost lane driv...
Posted by LORI on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:24:00 PST

Wayne Hyundai, Mazda Service Center; DO NOT GO THERE

I am sick right now and kind of numb and right now not having my care does not phase me after 2weeks.  However I have been, lived, ticked off, enraged, vengeful, sarcastic, suspicsious and I coul...
Posted by LORI on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:50:00 PST

Germaphobia

I am afraid of bathrooms.  It is usually public restrooms that terrify me.  I am somewhat ok in my bathroom and in other peoples home bathrooms, as long as they are clean.  However, if ...
Posted by LORI on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:58:00 PST

(the big fat) Cereal Monster

Once there was a cereal monster named Kail.  It was provided room and board out of sympathy by a girl named Amber Daniele.  Amber Daniele really loved sugar cereals or ones that were sw...
Posted by LORI on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:35:00 PST

Subject matter for My Own Play

Title: "My Mom is Neurotic, My Dad is Impatient and Mildly Verbally Abusive to Her, (I have No Clue Why After All of These Years They are Together), And I'm in Therapy, and my Cats Need It" Okay, so t...
Posted by LORI on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Made Into A Maid

A dear friend I am so a Bride's Maid I'll be Praise God this gown is gorgeous, I believe I can deal Unlike the last time, Chest to toe in Pepto Bismol Pink, to think But a gown, No straps, loose, lon...
Posted by LORI on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

My Birthday

Well today is my birthday.  I am trying not to be negative, but I am still far from where I thought I would be at this period in my life.  I believed that at 25 I would have so much more tha...
Posted by LORI on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST

Quicksand

Long boney fingers grip my ankles. Grabbing so tightly, pulling me down.  Slowly the quicksand swallows me whole.  I sink So helpless No controll This anger is suffocating because I fight ...
Posted by LORI on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Quicksand

Long boney fingers grip my ankles. Grabbing so tightly, pulling me down.  Slowly the quicksand swallows me whole.  I sink So helpless No controll This anger is suffocating because I fight ...
Posted by LORI on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

I'm leaving!!!

I really feel like leaving the world right now.  But that is somewhat drastic and if I have any regrets, I do not get to come back.  However I really want to just flee to Canada.  Or as...
Posted by LORI on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST