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Keyser Soze

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About Me

When Mathematical equations combine with the ultra extremes of the darkest genres of metal and colide with the mega sounds of spazzcore, A baby was born...named Keyser Soze... Band was formed in the year 3019 and found barely surviving playing miniscule dumpster acts behind the local kickstand bar and grill. Gaining nothing but the respect and anger of the local shroomed/burnt out bums that chase flying candy wrappers onto oncoming traffic. In the end it resulted in 7 deaths in the band, and the final lineup. After losing countless members to shark attacks, Bum fights, and Mcdonald's fake meat poisoning we finally found the disney channel influenced band that makes up the keyser soze.. that you have now to come to see and love today.

10 track Demos = $3

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Member Since: 11/12/2006
Band Website: your lookin at it, dont wack off too hard. k?
Band Members: Oscar chango(drums) Angel baby bitch(guitar) "insert bass player here" Damian ugly milf hunter(vocals)
Influences: Angel - The Locust, Union 13, As The Sun Sets, Daughters, The Great Redneck Hope, Dohrn, D.R.I., Head Wound City, Nacho Libre, and other stuff etc.Damian - Fuck on the Beach, Gronibard, Uzi Suicide, Spazz, Sylvester Staline, Psycroptic, Gorod, Dahmer, Dystopia, Leper, Von, Watain, Deathspell Omega etc... Oscar - In-Opposition, Toys That Kill, The Great Redneck Hope, Citizen Fish, Union 13, Blue Meanies, Link 80, Sekta-Core... "This Could be your name if you play bass extremely good, and want to join us"
Pins for sale $.50 each.

Sounds Like: experimental housegrind, colliding with scientific astrological organic vegan spazzcore, all somehow jammed shut in a blender and topped off with a bit of hypersped up children selling crack death metal

....nah jk, we sound like metallica.
Record Label: DIY
Type of Label: None

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Bands we have played with

In No Particular Order: Dohrn!Pope BenedictThe Sea BeastsSwasticarcassShe's Dead!!!XmauledbyzombiesXBilly BrownLux Nova Umbra EstSeraphimJesus Makes the Shotgun SoundThe Vomit BombsWith No KauseDuhkha...
Posted by Keyser Soze on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

A more in depth bio of the band.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodni...
Posted by Keyser Soze on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST