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About Me

I really only know two things: computers and industrial music. And video games. None of that VNV Nation/Ass23/synthpop shit. Industrial music is not about dancing to eurofags whining over a 4x4 rave beat. Industrial music is about violence. And Goth Bowling.
Goth Bowling is where you're at a goth club, then you grab a friend (preferably small cause you get more momentum), and swing them around really fast and throw them at the closest goth on the dancefloor. It really pisses em off! Of course, hilarity ensues and you might get into a fight, but goths can't fight, so it's guaranteed fun.

My Interests

You're Agent Albert Rosenfield, the snide and superior forensics expert. Your tongue is sharper than your scalpel, and it doesn't take long for people to start hating you for your supercilious quips, but you are the very best at what you do. You don't suffer fools gladly, but you give respect when it's due. In fact, you're a good guy at heart, but so wedded to your sarcasm that you can rarely stand to treat people kindly.

Which Twin Peaks character are you?

My main interest is Genevieve. After that I'd say...playing video games with Genevieve. Which is great, because if you're playing em with your girlfriend, she can't give you that icy glare from across the livingroom.
Gothwerks. It used to be all up on Mp3.com, which was funny cause it got more hits than any of my friends' serious bands did. The other person that was in Gothwerks with me refuses to admit he had anything to do with it at all. It's that good!!!

I'd like to meet:

Cthulhu
Philip Marlowe

Music:

I listen to music. I like all kinds of shit, not just Industrial. Of course, here's the obligatory list of bands that I like. You can't be an elitist asshole without advertising your musical taste at all times.

Coil
Porcupine Defense
Numb
Kalte Farben
Lustmord
Download
Monte Cazazza
Front Line Assembly
Tear Garden
Death In June
Snog
C17H19No3
Puncture
Cubanate
Necrofix
Naked Intruder
X Marks the Pedwalk
Carcass
Terminal Sect
Robert Rich
Cat Rapes Dog
Revolting Cocks
Ministry
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Yeah, there's more but I ain't gonna be typing on this bitch all day.

Movies:

I love most any Lovecraft movie and most anything with Jeffrey Combs in it. Of course, Bruce Campbell rocks too. I'm all about B horror movies.
Re-animator
Bad Taste
Evil Dead
Dagon
Kill Bill
Terrorvision
Super Troopers

Television:

Dexter
The Office
Masters of Horror

Books:

Most anything by Robert E. Howard (Conan, Solomon Kane)
Lovecraft
The Nightside books by Simon R. Green
The Drizzt novels by Bob Salvatore
The Dragonlance stuff by Margaret Weis
I think I've read everything that Raymond Chandler has ever written
I tried to read the Diary of Laura Palmer cause Twin Peaks is cool, but that was a gross fucking book. Jennifer Lynch is a perverted freak just like her dad.

Heroes:

Philip Marlowe