remember that time i had kittens? |
no? well, neither do i. which is odd, because i have become a mama cat.
let me explain- i get a call from duckie yesterday while still at work, asking me for the number to our vet because he had foun...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST |
birthday goodness |
duckie made me a birthday card...see below
if any of you assholes talk shit about it or about the sappiness of it, i will pull your spleen out through your eyeballs and force you to eat it. it's the...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST |
bukaked with stupid |
i hate damn near every idiot that calls this law office.
we'll start with grammar. "uhhh, i done seen this comerical on t.v."
no, jackass, you SAW that comerical on t.v.
then there is one of m...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST |
titty baby |
so, we have 2 sister kittens that are 8 weeks old. siouxsie and daphane. about 5 minutes ago, i was sitting on the couch and i heard a sucking noise. i look over and siouxsie is laying on her side and...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST |
W(hiskey) T(ango) F(oxtrot)? |
man, i was wayyyy to stoned to be in that foodarama.
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Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST |
a story worth blogging |
brought to you by "the best of craigslist" this shit was so funny i had to blog it. enjoy. :) I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a gi...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST |
machine gun etiquette |
after dragging it gelatious ass as slowly as it could, this god-awful excuse for a week is fucking over. when i left work today, i was not in the best mood. just like every goddamn day this week. reme...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST |
im-ma-ture |
if you are at home,stoned and/or have time to waste, or are easily amused, might i recommend merriam-webster.com. you can not only look up words, but they have the pronunciations that you can hear.
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Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST |
pillow talk |
last night was a super chill night. since i have not been able to skate for a week due to me fucking up the SAME ankle, duckie and i have been leading a normal home life. like..the kind where you come...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:29:00 PST |
afternoon amusement |
When at the age of 7, the fourth cat was diagnosed with leukemia, my mother was devastated. "I'm going to have to put Sadie to sleep," she said. "It's for her own good , and I don't want to hear a wor...
Posted by jenjamin b. jingeljoo on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:46:00 PST |
