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Eugene

I am here for Friends

About Me

I ate my paste in elementary school
I like to read but the only place I get to is in the bathroom
I've been exposed to more music than your average bear but if it’s on the radio, I've probably never heard it
I can get just as much entertainment out of a pointless action flick as I can a theatrical masterpiece
I know how to act refined but refuse to.

Check out the last 10 songs ive listened to

I have started taking pictures, if you want to check them out look here http://nigelnobody.smugmug.com/
Or
http://www.flickr.com/photos/forcedtothink//

My Interests

Skateboarding, Music, Reading, Computer Crap, RollerDerby, and i just started playing Bass

I'd like to meet:

Come hither, my lads, with your tankards of ale, And drink to the present before it shall fail; Pile each on your platters a mountain of beef, For 'tis eating and drinking that bring us relief: So fill up your glass, For life will soon pass; When you're dead ye'll ne'er drink to your king or your lass! Anacreon had a red nose, so they say But what's a red nose if ye're happy and gay? Gad split me! I'd rather be red whilst I'm here, Than white as a lily -and dead half a year! So Betty my miss, Come give me a kiss; In hell there's no inkeeper's daughter like this! Young Harry, propp'd up just as straight as he's able, Will soon lose his wig and slip under the table, But fill up your goblets and pass 'em around- Better under the table than under the ground! So revel and chaff As ye thirstily quaff: Under six feet of dirt 'tis less easy to laugh! The fiend strike me blue! I'm scarce able to walk, And damn me if I can't stand upright or talk! Here, landlord, bid Betty to summon a chair; I'll try home for a while, for my wife is not there! So lend me a hand I'm not able to stand But I'm gay whilst I linger on top of the land! (I spiked his drink)

I'd like to meet Nick Blinko

Music:

Johnny Cash (RIP)
Fugazi
The Cure
Rudimentary Peni
Depeche Mode
The Pouges
Screeching Weasel
Crass
Faith
Void
Cranes
Chickasaw Mudd Puppies
Front Line Assembly
Skinny Puppy
Ohgr
Social Distortion
V.A.S.T.
Crucifucks
Citizen Fish
Underworld
Tom Waits

Movies:

In no particular order

Hellraiser 1&2
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
But I'm A Cheerleader
Death Race 2000
Edward Scissorhands
Event Horizon
Fight Club
Gore Gore Girls
Lost Boys
Pump Up The Volume
Stargate
Mash
Sid & Nancy
Doom Generation
Both Dogtown Movies
Dagon

Television:

Simpsons
Lost
And i still miss X-Files

Books:

Everything by Clive Barker Imajica being my favorite
Lost Souls
Eye Of The Needle
Hannibal
Jack Kerouac's Book Of Dreams
Animal Farm & 1984
Snow Crash
***AND MANY MORE***

oh and Poppy Z. Brite rocks Ann Rice SUCKS

Heroes:

Both of my grandfathers

My Blog

Im Rich!!!

I recieved this email todayThe Uk National Lottery.12 Bridge Street, Staines Middlesex,TW18 4TP United Kingdom.Ref: UK/9420X2/68Batch: 074/05/ZY369Dear Email Owner,This is to inform you that, your ema...
Posted by Eugene on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

Fascist America, in 10 easy steps

refrence: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/apr/24/usa.comment   Last autumn, there was a military coup in Thailand. The leaders of the coup took a number of steps, rather systematically, as i...
Posted by Eugene on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:39:00 PST

Vote tomorrow

for all thoes that are not voting for Ron Paul tomorrow because you think another canadate is better that is fine, i can be friends with you even if you are a  gun grabbing communist. for al...
Posted by Eugene on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:36:00 PST

question

how do you tell your 6 yr old daughter that she cannot have a doll because she is dressed like a hooker when she doesnt even know what a hooker is?
Posted by Eugene on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:51:00 PST

WARNING

this is where government controled medicine will lead us   source http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01 /27/nhs127.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox   Doctors are calling f...
Posted by Eugene on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:46:00 PST

Trash The Dress

So last Saturday I participated in the "Trash The Dress" photo shoot that texasphotoforum.com hosted. By the time I decided to go it was too late to sign up so I did what I call gorilla photography......
Posted by Eugene on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:31:00 PST

guess what, chicken butt

can any body guess what my main picture is of? jamie you cant play
Posted by Eugene on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

acused of suspisious terrorist activity

So today I went out with a friend to take photos of random things down town. After a couple of hours and a free lunch with my wife we came across a scene of about 8 detectives arresting some people on...
Posted by Eugene on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:36:00 PST

Some updates

i have updated my photo page on the other site, if you are intrested check it out....who knows, you may be a star!!!http://nigelnobody.deviantart.com/gallery/
Posted by Eugene on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:28:00 PST

Spamalicious

for your reading pleasure.....i spent 2 whole miniuts reversing this shit so you can read it top to bottom, i didnt realize exactly how automated this shit was when i first replied.----------------- O...
Posted by Eugene on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:04:00 PST