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About Me

my name is vernon, burritos and cherry coke are two of my greatest friends.
heres a few facts about vernon you may not know: vernon is the smartest person in the world, vernon loves video games, vernons music of choice is thrash, vernon consumes nearly 40,000 burritos a year and even more cans of cherry coke. if there is one word that i could use to describe vernon it would be 'manthatvernonisthegreatestdudeever'. one time vernon chopped off the left leg of a chair while his friend was sitting in said chair. vernon likes 80s skateboarding, but does not like carrot cake. how many vernons do you know who are as smart as this vernon? id say none, unless you count this vernon, then id say one. - the previous statements were excerpts from the following books; "vernon: a god among men", "vernon, the man behind the legend" "vernon: the new jesus?", "vernon loves you", and "101 things vernon likes to make fun of"
if you would like to learn more about vernon please consult your local library!

My Interests

tippin': the oceanside edition, oscars potato tacos, wilding, lighting stuff on fire, challenging people to duels, cutting my head open while playing "safety jump" on a metal awning, building armor and axes out of cardboard, indoor fireworks, skull toilets, steven hawkings impersonators, paintings of jesus playing hockey, beating up girls, wolfmobiles, real tv, all things related to truckers/trucking, driving, traveling, ruling hard, gambling, eliza dushku, fuckn straight chillen, kicking stuff, cherry coke, burritos, diegos mexican food in oceanside, reading cannibal corpse lyrics, reading six feet under lyrics, metroid, metroid II, super metroid, metroid fusion, metroid prime, metroid: zero mission, metroid prime II: echoes, samus aran. end of line.

I'd like to meet:

the guy who does the narration on maximum exposure, the dude who wrote home alone, the inventor of the burrito, chris barnes, and the raunchous brothers. end of line.

Movies:

POINT BREAK!!, freddy vs jason, evil dead series, indiana jones series, muppets from space, thrashin', teen wolf, heston movies, snake eater 2: the drug buster, the wraith, XXX, charlies angels 2: full throttle, 33 muertes del 2000, 163 muertes del 2000, 300 meurtes del 2000, anything released by brentwood, anything released by lions gate, some stuff by new line, some stuff by miramax. end of line.

Television:

MAX X, wild west tech, fosters home for imaginary friends, grim adventures of billy and mandy, conan, letterman, fresh prince, mythbusters, historys mysteries, shows where crap blows up, extreme fights on the news, car crashes, dudes fallin off high stuff, stella, fairly oddparents, spongebob, and when they show 'point break' on tv.

Books:

i like the ones that have pictures that come out and look like they are a part of real life, but they are actually just a little pieces of cardboard that pop up to trick you. end of line.

Heroes:

MY FUCKING MOM!!!!

My Blog

man, what a fucking weekend

so to start this week off i had been working since last wed up until this weeks thurs so when i get off at 10pm thurs i know its fucking rage time because i dont have to be at work til monday. 3 full ...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

vernon: lifes tether ball. only not as fun. or cool. or round.

so today started off kind of awesome in hte sense that i actually went to sleep at a normal time and woke up at yet another normal time! then i played vice city and beat it! so far pretty awesome, rig...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:55:00 PST

no, im at the burger king. not the arby's

ok so first of all id like to get things started by saying that the past few days have been some of the most amazing of my life. if you dont know yet we (spring break) went out to portland oregon to p...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST

sunday was the best day of my life!

ok so sunday afternoon, after the most boring night ever of my life, my entire blocks power was being worked on or some gay crap like that so i had no electricity from midnigh til 4am so i ended up ju...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:51:00 PST

today at work: THE BLOG!

today at work me and ethan, the other dude who works there, put mt dew livewire into a spic and span sprayer bottle and pretended to be cleaning the counter and then when a customer would enter we wou...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:37:00 PST

ignorant road trip... with picturez!

here i will be explaining our trip to san francisco to witness the ultimate in ignorant music, eyehategod, play one of few shows. note if you have dial up, this blog will fucking suck. first before we...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:04:00 PST

let it be known that 9/10/05 was the saddest and worst day of my life

so i cash my checks at this little check cashing place conveintly located accross the street from my work and also convenienlty called "check center." well when you cash your checks there you get a ca...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:17:00 PST

morons do not come more extreme than in the case of me

ok so last night i went to some costume party, which was harshly lame and broken up the exact second i got tehre. thats not the point though, the point is since i was at this party i had a costume. th...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:03:00 PST

vernon: the ulimate in assholes. EPISODE TWO! return of the jerk-i

ok really crappy title for this but you know what, i dont care. and do you know why i dont care, because i am an asshole and here is more tales of my ways... friday night dave and i went to see AWK,...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:45:00 PST

you are fat, stupid, obnoxious and fat

earlier today at my work, which if you are unaware, is a gas station, some stupid bitch came inside to use her credit card because she was too stupid to know how to use it outside (mind you this is al...
Posted by FUCKING WILD on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:43:00 PST