CLONE-ONIAL WARS |
Clone-onial Wars
Ryan Jorgensen
an audio play in eleven acts
This is a personal attack
the first and last
the first and last
i'm tired of your songs
i'm tired of your fucking ...
Posted by Ryan "Gorgensen" Jorgensen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
TRIBUTE TO UBU REX |
ACT SIX, SCENE ONE
Ryan Jorgensen
It is dawn. PA UBU and his whole GANG lay asleep on the bridge of their ship. THE CAPTAIN is no where present. There is a large sign in the background that says ...
Posted by Ryan "Gorgensen" Jorgensen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE NEW UPHEAVAL OF LITERATURE |
The New Upheaval of Literature
Ryan Jorgensen
The great Yan Laptik would think up a story very much like this one:
A certain middle-aged man, consequently named Josh Whittington, a very wis...
Posted by Ryan "Gorgensen" Jorgensen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
YOUR LIMBS SHALL BE PLUCKED |
Your Limbs Shall Be Plucked.
Ryan Jorgensen.
Thomas Thorenzen, due to a comfortable and lengthy rest, wakes up in the best of moods. He has had a lovely dream about riding a horse to a Victori...
Posted by Ryan "Gorgensen" Jorgensen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
people be fucking dumb part 2... |
so why is it that whenever something shitty happens to someone, and no one knows who caused this shittiness, all people care about is placing the blame on some one... figuring out who did it. the firs...
Posted by Ryan "Gorgensen" Jorgensen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
people be fucking dumb |
man alive.
man man man man man alive.
you reach for the pool cue in a smokey bar.
you're not in a smokey bar, you're in a bathroom.
you complain about how you want that pool cue.
yo...
Posted by Ryan "Gorgensen" Jorgensen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
