as my wife went to sleep |
she said, "Have fun tonight.", and left me with my PS2, the new Guitar Hero: Rock the 80s, and the rest of my Milwaukee's Best 30 pack.
Man, my life rules.
Have fun tonight......
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:18:00 PST |
awesome discoveries |
...finding a diaper in the guest bathroom trashcan that never gets used. Radness personified. The smell was amazing, just like one would expect. Shout outs go to Lisa and Landon on t...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST |
You're not changin' the world... |
...and they ain't changin' the price of gas.
Oh, and Tom isn't chargin' for myspace.
You fucking hippies. Get a better job. Quit yer bitchin'. Carpool. Rollerblade. Just ...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:20:00 PST |
My sweet idea for a reality show |
Just film two inmates at a correctional facility trying to get along in their tiny lil cell. Imagine the argument over who gets top bunk! Hilarity ensues. If I was producer, I would ...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST |
i missed the toilet |
...and it wasn't number one.
ask loni about.
she'll be happy to tell.
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST |
BAD BOY CLUB |
This fucking picture has had me laughing for the last five minutes.I looked up "Bad Boy Club" on Google images, and this is the fucking magical gem I found.I think those guys went to Elsinore Middle S...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST |
Things I'm stoked on... |
The word "Irregardless": The ultimate of double negatives. It's not really a word, I just laugh until I fart when I hear someone use it. Like stage managers yelling at lighting...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST |
Neck and Knuckle Everlasting Jobstoppers |
When I see a younger bro type, around my age, with neck and knuckle tats, I usually laugh. I noticed it today. The reason I think I laugh is because I know that I won't be installing dry w...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST |
WHEN LIFE GETS ME DOWN |
I just say to myself, "Hey, at least you were never married to Kevin Federline."
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST |
Dude, we're so fucked, bro... |
Yesterday, at 10AM, I saw two bros getting gas. I overheard the most awesome sentence known to mankind..."...Dude, we're so fucked, bro..."I don't know what this was in reference to, but it had ...
Posted by Brown sabbatH on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST |
