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James

I am here for Friends

About Me

JUST A COUPLE OF QUICK THINGS BEFORE WE GET STARTED: If you want to be my "friend", there's a couple of simple rules to follow...1. I don't accept invites from people I don't know if they don't send a message.2. If you are on my friends' list, I want to keep in touch with you. So, if I write, WRITE BACK. If you don't, you'll probably get deleted. Really, it's just common courtesy. There's far too many phony people I have to deal with in the real world. I'm not going to do it here... seeing that this is "MY"-space.3. If I friend you and you are a girl... here is an easy way to tell if it's just to get in your pants: I WILL SAY SO. Probably in the first line of the first message I send you. Other than that, I assure you, sex is not my primary goal. Granted, it is very likely that I want to meet you to see if we are compatible for possibly dating, and go from there. However, if I don't say it, just accept that I am trying to be friends.4. Liars, phonies and people who need drama in their lives: STAY THE FUCK AWAY! I like living a simple, fun life. If you decide to impede upon that, whether it is intentional or not, you will be deleted. I am a very honest person, I hate misunderstandings. I don't have "ulterior motives". You'll pretty much know where you stand with me from day one. I expect the same in return.Now, a little more "about me"...Born in Brooklyn, grew up in Long Island, went to school at Syracuse, moved to Maryland for two years, lived in GA for almost 11 years, and am now in Austin. I get bored easily, but I also get entertained easily.I can tell you I am the most awesome guy in the world, but that would be a lie. I can tell you I am the biggest dick in the world, but that would be a lie also (at times true, but more often than not it would be a lie). It doesn't matter what I say, you'll view me through your eyes, not mine.

My Interests

TV, Movies, Sports, PlayStation (1 & 2), Xbox 360, Rasslin', Baseball and Softball, Reading, Debauchery, Ebay, Fantasy Baseball & Football, Playing pool, Stabbing You In the Front, Board Games, Crossword Puzzles, the Eagles, the Mets, Pickin' Fights, making fun of strippers, Trivia, Ferrets, honesty, poker, dominoes (the game, not the pizza), your mom, dogs that like to wear monacles, Jager & High Life, good sushi, watermelon flavored anything, talking about nothing, drinking, falling down & laughing at those who do, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo...

I'd like to meet:

Just interesting people. I hate phonies. I don't care if you're "cool" or not, just be yourself. I'll like you better that way. PS: All those whose main picture is of their tits... go to Hell. If all you've got to offer is boobs, you're wasting my time. Porn + Cinemax + Internet = all the boobies James wants...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF : the survey
Name: James
Birthday: September 24, 1973
Birthplace: Brooklyn, NY
Current Location: Austin, TX
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown... yeah, some gray.
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left: Right
Your Heritage: 99% Italian, 1% Pollock.
The Shoes You Wore Today: B&W Vans
Your Weakness: You'll have to find that out on your own...
Your Perfect Pizza: Johnny's extra cheese, sausage and onions.
Goal You Would Like To Acheive This Year: Prove a lot of people wrong.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time to make the copies.
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told I have nice eyes. I don't know, I don't look at myself that much.
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper & High Life
McDonalds Or Burger King: Hamburger Hut
Cappuccino Or Coffee: Coffee
Do You Swear: I'm surprised I haven't yet while taking this survey.
Do You Sing: How do you define "sing"?
Do You Shower Daily: Two or three times a day if I can.
Have You Been In Love: Yeah.
Do You Want To Go To College: Been there, want to go back.
Do You Want To Get Married: I think so, but not to the wrong person.
Do You Believe In Yourself: When it comes down to it, I'm all I've got, so yeah.
Do You Think You Are Attractive: Yep
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yes.
Do You Like Thunderstorms: Absolutely
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I've heard of this "alcohol"... what is it exactly?
In the past month have you Smoked: Various things.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm taking the 5th.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No... but I like to.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only hearts baby.
Ever been Drunk: "Alcohol, both the cause & solution to all of life's problems." -Homer Simpson
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: Does it matter? I'd be dead.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Definitely not a grown-up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Ireland, Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care, as long as there are two.
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever looks good on you.
Short or Long Hair: See above.
Height: Over 5 feet I'm thinking.
Number of Drugs I have taken: In one sitting?
Number of CDs I own: I'm not going to go count.
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 4... for now.
Things in Your Past That You Regret: I regret nothing. The bad shit has helped make me who I am, and I like that person.
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Music:

Flogging Molly, Bouncing Souls, Avail, Royal Crown Revue, 7 Foot Politic, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, FunkerVogt, Run DMC, Motorhead, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Kermit the Frog, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Nekromantix, Mighty Blue Kings, Neil Diamond (that's right, Neil FUCKING Diamond!!), Dropkick Murphys, Sick of It All, Boy Sets Fire, Rancid, Belmont Playboys, Frantic Flattops, Derailers, Willie Nelson, Elvis, Amazing Royal Crowns, Southern Culture on the Skids, The The, Metallica, Save Ferris, Betty Blowtorch, Johnny Mathis (Christmas albumns only), Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, UK Subs, Jane's Addiction, Covenant, Beethoven, Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Duke Ellington, Glenn Miller, Billy Idol, Poison, Black Flag, Public Enemy, The Clash, Kid Dynamite, Holly GoLightly, Zodiac Killers, Reverend Horton Heat, Eminem

Movies:

Cool Hand Luke, Star Wars, Six String Samurai, Godfather, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, LOTR, Boondock Saints, Happy Gilmore, anything horror, Big Lebowski, Saved, Hero (Jet Li), the "Bourne" movies, Rounders, Dave, Batman, Nightmare Before Christmas, Jaws , Usual Suspects, Session 9, Romeo Is Bleeding, Caddyshack, Wet Hot American Summer, Fight Club, Blade, Matrix, Exorcist, American History X, Halloween, Unbreakable, Big Trouble in Little China, Clay Pigeons, Gladiator, Resident Evil, Rounders, Die Hard, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, 29th Street, HellBoy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, They Came for the Sillion, Apocalypse Now, Fifth Element, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (cartoon), Dogma, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob, In the Name of the Father, Gangs of New York, Mean Streets, Goodfellas, Heat, Dead Man, Seven, A Few Good Men, Hard Boiled, Ong Bak, Battle Royale, Dawn of the Dead, S.W.A.T., Ocean's Eleven, It's a Wonderful Life, What Dreams May Come, Babe, Fox & the Hound, Robin Hood, Ben-Hur, My Bare Lady, other assorted porn, Sum of All Fears, Friday Night Lights, Shadow of the Vampire, Wild at Heart, Requiem for a Dream, Sleepy Hollow, Island of Doctor Moreau (original), X-Men, Braveheart, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, The Negotiator, Rob Roy, Gridlock'd, The Professional, La Femme Nikita, Blade Runner, V for Vendetta, High Tension, Grandmas Boy, Anchorman, Nightwatch (Not the Ewan McGregor one)

Television:

Deadwood, The Shield, Sopranos, Family Guy, Simpsons, Brotherhood, West Wing, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Weeds, CSI (Not the New York one!), Law and Order, Dexter, Miami Ink, WWE, Rescue Me, Jeopardy, Gilmore Girls (I can't explain it, I just do), King of the Hill, Pardon the Interruption, Distraction, Web Junk, Flavor of Love, First 48, Forensic Files, X-Files, Mets Baseball, Eagles Football, SU games, Supernatural, Ultimate Fighter, Flight of the Concords, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Reaper

Books:

Harry Potter, In the Belly of the Beast, the "Bourne" Trilogy, do comic books count?

Heroes:

My mom. She was a 5-foot tall Italian woman who couldn't have weighed more than 100 lbs soaking wet. She basically raised four kids while working two jobs, and taking care of my idiot father (he's better now). But, if I were ever in a barroom brawl, I'd pick her for my side every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I miss her a lot.

My Blog

Halloween, Friends, Work, WiffleBall, etc...

It's been a while, so we've got a lot to cover... Halloween was awesome.  Fred came to visit for the week.  After getting off the plane, Christi, Fred and I begun our mini-'Cuse reunion.&nbs...
Posted by James on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST

Just a quick update...

Just wanted to let y'all know I am still alive.  A little melted from the heat (yeah, I thought it was hot in GA, it's like 150 degrees out here.), but otherwise unscathed.Austin is great.  ...
Posted by James on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:10:00 PST

Goodbye Atlanta, Hello Austin!!

  Yes, yes, that time has come.  I will be moving to Austin on June 24th.  Try to make it out....
Posted by James on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

It is officially "Official"...

I was offered the job in Austin. I have accepted and signed off on all of the necessary paperwork.  I start on July 2nd... so, I will be moving sometime in late June (I'm thinking around the 24t...
Posted by James on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

SPIDERMAN 3

Just went and saw it... first, I was pretty amazed at how full the theater was at 11:15am on a Saturday. Then came the disappointment of the movie itself. To echo the sentiments of John P., the movie ...
Posted by James on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

Fred's Birthday Party / Barbeque!!

Our first barbeque is Saturday, April 21st.  It's also Fred's birthday party. You don't actually have to know Fred to come.  You also are not required to bring presents. We will be slow-roas...
Posted by James on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

Spring cleaning...

So, I haven't really been spending much time here on MySpace lately... life has seriously been interfering with my personal internet usage. Between work, work, work, work, yard-work, RollerGirls, work...
Posted by James on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:24:00 PST

Sweet Holy Mother of Crap!!

Ever just think that certain things may happen for a reason?  That, at times, things just fall into place perfectly?  I am having one of those moments, or chains of events, that is making me...
Posted by James on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Up yours Hallmark! I'll make changes when I see fit, thank you.

So, here it is, 2007... I guess I should make some resolutions. WRONG! I don't understand why everyone gets all gung-ho about making resolutions at New Year's that they know they will more than likely...
Posted by James on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Yeah, it's been a while...

Just a quick note... I have NOT given up writing.  I have been uber busy in the "real" world, and haven't had time to write about it all. With shows and travelling and work, I have not been ...
Posted by James on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST