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Ghostfucker

Strangers have the best candy!

About Me

When there's somethin' strange...in your neighbourhood..Who you gonna call??

My Interests

BDSM†Pin up Grrls†Fetishes†Body Modification†Porn†Freaks†Film making†Movie Trivia†Guitar†Video games†Noise†Norse Mythology†Vikings†Vampires†Zombies&dagg er;Ghouls and Ghosts†Clowns†Serial Killers†Necrophilia†Murder..fucking whatever..cant be fucked..talk to me, i'll tell you

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: ghostfucker
Birthday: 6/6/66
Birthplace: your cunt
Current Location: as above
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: just high
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi
The Shoes You Wore Today: these boots are made for walkin
Your Weakness: being stabbed
Your Fears: church
Your Perfect Pizza: with menstral blood
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: black rhino death
Your Best Physical Feature: souless void
Your Bedtime: daytime!
Your Most Missed Memory: any good ones that have been killed off
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine is fine
MacDonalds or Burger King: kill them both
Single or Group Dates: orgys
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wtf? ask me real questions cunts!
Chocolate or Vanilla: ahhhhhh fuck!...not vanilla!! ;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yea
Do you Swear: fucking hell motherfucking no you cunt ass bitch
Do you Sing: laaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you Shower Daily: a good hosing down
Have you Been in Love: the endorphines say yes
Do you want to go to College: when i grow up??
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: only for fun
Do you think you are Attractive: godlike
Are you a Health Freak: i am the bad example
Do you get along with your Parents: my creators? yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes, n golden showers!
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not my drug of choice
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: take a guess, i'm high now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a what?
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: jesus fucking christ
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i puked something that looked and smelt similar
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its winter fuckface
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: klepto
Ever been Drunk: i'll never tell!! mwahahhaha
Ever been called a Tease: constantly!
Ever been Beaten up: once or twice
Ever Shoplifted: fuck yeah
How do you want to Die: want to Die: stranglulation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: god
What country would you most like to Visit: norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: shortish long?
Height: meh
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style: black
Number of Drugs I have taken: all
Number of CDs I own: you count 'em fucker
Number of Piercings: 5000
Number of Tattoos: 5000
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fuck off!

I'd like to meet:


Jesus so i can nail him, your mother so i can tell her how naughty you've been-reading this profile, the queen of England so i can her how many times i've had her head in my pocket,Reverend Fred Nile so i can show him why he fears god since i'd be one of gods children, Tokyo Shock Boys so i can shock them, the Easter Bunny so i can use him as target practice but only after i find out how in fuck he manages to shit out chocolate eggs,a cold dead pretty girl so i can defile her corpse,willy Wonka-I wanna know if he's a diabetic,Sid Vicious so i can teach him how to play bass,Jack the Ripper so i can learn surgery,the wiggles so i can ask if they've ever made a child have an epileptic fit,Scooby doo so i can get baked with a talking dog-that usually takes acid,the virgin Mary because she's only a virgin if you don't count anal,Bevis and Butthead-i like real conversation,Jeffery Dahmer-for lunch,Forrest Gump so i can replace his chocolates with choc laxatives,Elizabeth Bathory coz she always had the painters in,Ozzy osbourne so i can feed him to bats,Ted Bunday so i can have an attorney at my next court case,Hunter S Thompson so i can raid his medicine cabinet,Cinderella coz i like pumpkin soup.

Music:

†1349† †Absu† †Acid Bath† †Action Figures† †Akercocke† †Akuma† †Alien Sex Fiend† †Amon Amarth† †Amorphis† †Anaal Nathrakh† †Anal Cunt† †Ancient† †Atari Teenage Riot† †At The Gates† †Autopsy† †Bathory† †Beastial Warlust† †Behemoth† †Blood Duster† †Borknagar† †Bowie, David† †Bruijeria† †Burzum† †Cannibal Corpse† †Carcass† †Carpathian Forest† †Celtic Frost† †Children Of Bodom† †CKY† †Coma Lies† †Combichrist† †Cradle Of Filth† †Danzig† †Dark Funeral† †Darkthrone† †Dead Inside the Crysalis† †Dead Kennedys, The† †Death† †Deathstars, The† †Destroyer 666† †Deicide† †Dissection† †Dimmu Borgir† †Emperor† †Enslaved† †Entombed† †Faith No More† †Fantomas† †Fear Factory† †Finntroll† †Front Line Assembly† †Fudge Tunnel† †Godflesh† †Gorgoroth† †Gwar† †Hammerfall† †Hard-Ons, The† †Hatebreed† †Haunted, The† †Heaven Shall Burn† †Helmet† †Horrorwood Manniquins† †Iced Earth† †Ihsahn† †Immortal† †Impaled Nazarene† †Inane Eminence† †In Flames† †Isengard† †Jack Off Jill† †Jesus Lizard, The† †Khold† †KMFDM† †Kovenant, The† †L7† †Lamb Of God† †Lord Kaos† †Machine Head† †Manhole† †Mankind is Obselete† †Many Machines On Nine† †Marduk† †Marilyn Manson† †Mayhem† †Megadeth† †Mercyful Fate† †Meshuggah† †Ministry† †Misfits, The† †Moonspell† †Morbid Angel† †Mortiis† †Mr.Bungle† †Mudhoney† †Murderdolls, The† †Mushroomhead† †My Dying Bride† †My Ruin† †Mz Ann Thropik† †Nailbomb† †Napalm Death† †Nattefrost† †Nazxul† †Necrophagia† †New Vile System† †Nile† †NiN† †Nirvana† †Obituary† †Old mans child† †Opeth† †Pantera† †Peeping Tom† †Primus† †Pungent Stench† †Ragnarok† †Rammstein† †Rotting Christ† †Sahg† †Samael† †Satyricon† †Send More Paramedics† †Septultura† †Sex Pistols, The† †Sister Kill Cycle† †Slayer† †Slipknot† †Sodom† †Soilwork† †Soulfly† †Suffocation† †Sugarloaf Mountain† †Switchblade† †Switchkicker† †Tad† †Tomahawk† †Tool† †Tourettes† †Tura Satana† †Type O Negative† †Vaticide† †Velvet Acid Christ† †Venom† †Wednesday 13† †White/Rob Zombie† †Zeromancer† †Zyklon†

Movies:


I hate the typical Hollywood money making jerkfest movie-by-numbers lameass blockbusters that all thefucking sheep of the world go and drool over without having to think for themselves. They have to have a complete story made for them with everything explained so their feeble minds dont get confused. this means you Jerry Bruckheimer you fuck,eat a diseased dick fuckface! I like movies where you take the ideas on offer and create your own story.
The Directors
†Tim Burton† †John Carpenter† †Wes Craven† †David Cronenberg† †Terry Gilliam† †Alfred Hitchcock† †David Lynch† †Lloyd Kaufman† †Stanley Kubrick† †Quenten Tarantino† †John Waters† †Ed Wood†

Television:

The Crazy
†CKY&dagger †Dirty Sanchez† †Homewrecker† †Jackass† †The Dudesons† †Viva La Bam† †Wildboyz†
The Cool †Addams Family, The† †'Allo 'Allo† †Bevis and Butthead† †Black Adder† †Black Books† †Catch the Pigion† †Dick Dastradlys Wacky Races† †Family Guy, The† †Fawlty Towers† †Married With Children† †Munsters, The† †Red Dwarf† †Rude Awakening† †South Park† †Tales from the Crypt† †Tom Green Show, The† †Transformers† †Twilight Zone, The† †Twin Peaks† †Young Ones, The†

Books:

I read a fair bit, i mainly like Horror, Crime Capers, True Crime, some Sci-Fi and Fantasy, Classics, Books on History and Mythology,Film, Film makers and Trivia, Biographys and Autobiographys, War, Weapons and Torture Devices, some Comics.
Authors †Clive Barker† †Anthony Burgess† †Marquis De Sade †Brett Easton Ellis† †James Ellroy† †James Herbert† †Aldous Huxley† †Elmore Leonard† †Friedrich Nietzsche† †Patrick Susskind† †Hunter S Thompson† †J R R Tolkien† †Irvine welsh†

Heroes:

UNHOLY BLACK METAL ~ GROUP
Join usssssssss.....
TEAM 666 ~ GROUP Join usssssssss.....
DEAD INSIDE THE CHRYSALIS+ACTION FIGURES ~ GROUP
Join usssssssss.....

Care for a little necrophilia?
The Morgue

My Blog

LAST CHANCE

I pushed the pancakes aside and stared at thr fucker right in the eye.."they're fucking cold" i blurted out to the waiter. I was in one of those seedy places, one of those dirty little dinners. The ki...
Posted by Ghostfucker on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:16:00 PST

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE

hagar the horrible is the coolest viking ever! if you don't know who he is i suggest you fucking go find out!!!!
Posted by Ghostfucker on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

on the day of ragnarok..loki will lead...

Loki is one of the major deities in the Norse pantheon. He is a son of the giant Farbauti ("cruel striker") and the giantess Laufey. He is regarded as one of Aesir, but is on occasion their enemy. He ...
Posted by Ghostfucker on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

Nirvana-sappy video

some random fan made video... is alright...one of the best but least known Nirvana ever.watch it or go jerk off or something..don't like it?oh well, whatever, nevermind....
Posted by Ghostfucker on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

on the tweak again

sugar screams and violent dreams of candy murder go dancing in my head.....
Posted by Ghostfucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cocktail

How to make a Ghostfucker Ingredients: 5 parts mercy 1 part crazyiness 5 parts ego Method:Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum! U...
Posted by Ghostfucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch!

think i just broke my wrist. oh how we like pain!
Posted by Ghostfucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST