Mason

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Hi guys this is my myspace.
I'll be able to tell you alot more about me as I work on my myspace. Until then the most of the text boxes will just have crap so don't judge my...my...myspace on first appearances.
This may take me some time as even thought I AM a geekish nerd, I have developed mostly the bad parts of these states of being.
This means that while I have absolutely no dress sense and am interested in irreproachable crap, at times I find it difficult to use a computer.
I chose the skulls theme because my mum says I am WAY tough and I believe her.
Another reason I chose this is because if I had any say in it, I would be a pirate with an eye patch, a wooden leg, a beard, a parrot AND a pirate ship like Jack Sparrow has. And my ships flag would have skulls on it. That's why ok.
Now that I think of it I should have chosen an oriental theme because I am really good at speaking Chinese 'PING DANG DING' and I look slightly asian. Many say I resemble Bhudda.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mason
Birthday: 31st Jan
Birthplace: Cooroy (near Gympie.....think deliverance)
Current Location: work...
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondy ratty grey sorta thing. People say I'm a ranga fuck off!
Height: about so so
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but ambidexterous when it comes to love making
Your Heritage: Bogan, and then BEFORE we moved to Gympie. I think most of my heritage is English....pure convict
The Shoes You Wore Today: My shoes that looked really cool before I bought them but immediately after began to look like school shoes. Now everyone teases me.
Your Weakness: Kebabs
Your Fears: Red heads
Your Perfect Pizza: 2 day old in the fridge BBq meat lovers.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my clinical coding course
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck I hate going to work
Your Best Physical Feature: My Boobs
Your Bedtime: When ever I get back from the pub
Your Most Missed Memory: going camping on the beach with my mates from school
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...but I'll settle for speed.
MacDonalds or Burger King: You mean AND
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm from Gympie....What the fuck is Nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: .......I wont even answer this
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cup of chino Kimmoy
Do you Smoke: Yeah
Do you Swear: When I can't afford smokes and I have run out.
Do you Sing: If you heard it you wouldn't think so.
Do you Shower Daily: No only when other people can see the bugs on me.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yeah but I am so bloody lazy.
Do you want to get Married: Wouldn't that be nice. And have a nice little white picket fence!
Do you belive in yourself: more and more everyday!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: In the dark yeah
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: When they don't call yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES WAY
Do you play an Instrument: The recorder and we also had banjo classes when I was in Kindy in Gympie.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ;D
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hmmmm kind of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I just stick to the Krispy Kremes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: PING DONG DANG (japanese for yes)
In the past month have you been on Stage: In the stage show that is MY LIFE
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped ON yes, I'm sort of into that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes that little british girl. IT WAS MEEEE
Ever been Drunk: No never. I'm a devout muslim
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah all the time
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah heaps my last name is Garlick come on!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes but I went home and whipped myself and I was only little
How do you want to Die: Kind of like terminator 2 did.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I already am grown up and I've been given FUCK ALL
What country would you most like to Visit: The states. So many places to see.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark borwn
Favourite Hair Color: black...or brown w/e you call it
Short or Long Hair: short much better.
Height: I've already been picky enough and beggars can't be choosers
Weight: well....not obese.
Best Clothing Style: Just went WAY over my head.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 excluding grog and cig. panadol, neurofen, cough medicine, estrogen and croissants.
Number of CDs I own: ever heard of lime wire?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: I have heaps of the stick on ones!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
These flyers and stuff are posted here by Boss lady Vyvienne.
She is a wicked boss. I am meant to be working right now but Vyvienne (my BOSS) is helping me to make my myspace look better.
I suggest you take note if this is your thing as I hear this place goes off!
I have never been though. After defeating anorexia I lost the ability to walk through most standard door ways night clubs included.
RESERVED FOR VYVIENNE'S FLYERS.