Shred Savage

It stared not long ago and the plan was to make lots of money,have no daytime job,have pornstar wives,be given free drugs,travel the world,and make a differance in people's lives with music video's that have lots of fire,tattoos,and girls with big thingys.But because of our lazyness,addiction problems to smack and dope,the lack of ability to socialize like normal people,a fear of talking to new people,money saving problems,and watching to much TV while eating too much Taco Bell has slowed the plan down a bit.But sometimes we will pretend we are a real band. One that will make it on a behind the music episode.Even though we have no real drive to push are band into the public.....we do strive not to be a shitty, pussy ass, unoriginal, crybaby, ball licking,sound like everything else.... everyone plays,selling tickets to play shows,getting money from mommy and daddy,shower taking,animal loving,tree hugging,beach bro,care giving,good looking,clean cut,band.If you are a girl and go to one of are shows,you would not fuck us.If you are the guy that signs bands to major record labels,you would walk out during the first 14 seconds into the first song.And if you book bands,the first time you book us will be the last.We got are band name from Maucally Coke'in'it and Meth Lab For Cuttie.Some shows we play are ok and other shows, when too much alcohol is given out,we look like one really bad joke.Ernesto, or Ness-T as he likes to be called,started the band, when he called Sweet Pee a.k.a. Jim,wanting to play somthing cool and edgey unlike that hippie crap he'd been playin for the last few years.Ness-T & Jim were once in a band with Chop Sticks Nowicks that was alright,so they asked him to join the jam.That's were I Frank a.k.a. Cock Face, come in the picture and weesled my way in as the Diamond Dave of the band.I thought it would be a good idea to bring a another poor,drug addict,loser in the band so Steven "Better then Ezra" Slack was brought on board.Four songs down and a first show later we thought we were the shit. After the forth show we came to relize we are shit.Chop Sticks was in a another band that was actually getting things done,like a kick ass tour,so when he could not find time to play our crappy shows, a man name Arnie filled the spot and was asked to put a leash on that thing.We play a lot of shows with the Pterodacdudes,cuz they are the only band stupid enough to believe in us and help us.We think the Pterodacdudes & KillerDreamer& are really cool and don't suck lots of shit.If you are one of those really stupid people in the world that I hate,like most of you, or a really kick ass person, I love,like Matty Awsome,As long as you enjoy Shred Savage your alight by me,also if you read this entire thing you are an idiot with to much free time and should make yourself useful and join the army.------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Now avalible at Pterodacdudes shows and Shred Savage shows?????????????????????????? The Pterodacdudes/Shred Savage 7"Split ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------Side A/the Pterodacdudes 1.Soar 2.Jesus Camp-------------------------------------------------------- Side B/Shred Savage 1.Somebodys in my Driveway 2.Dr.Love In Her Bones---------------------------------- On Small Pool Records----------------------------------------------------- -------------------------- --------------------------We also have a free 4 song demo ------------------------------------ 1.Dome/2.You will die soon/3.Dr.Love in her bones/4.Beyond the furthest star