Writing, Acting, Movies, Reading, Basketball, Seeing Shows, Eating, Poetry, eating-poetry, performing, travelling, disapearing, dancing, reappearing, lancing, improv, restauranting, haunting, being challenged, scuba-diving, Action Figures of speech. Creating fictionalized accounts of other people's lives, hip-hop, comedy and spoken word.
Disinterests: Screaming for no reason, demeaning comments, comets I'm not old enough to have seen, lean cuisines, Country Western Omelets, cottage cheese, sour cream, reality TV IVs, mispronouncing words and pronouncing silent letters, continuing this list...
I'd like to meet:
The woman of my nightmares, so I know who not to pickThen Father Time before he's born to tell him to burn rubber making my next match-stick.The two, the three, the four and the infinity, so I can know for sure who really is THE ONE.Everyone I've ever loved in a cafe at 13 o'clock in Djibouti with a hyper-accurate polygraph machine, a 100 proof bottle of high fructose forgiveness, little clothing and absolutely no consequences.Down to chill just to chill igloosers who dont realize how cool they can be and already are, eskimo pies with mezmerizing eyes and us's. Good listeners who glisten when hearing and heard. Vivid dreamers who steer clear of self-consciousness and embrace their inner nerd-Those who are down to be down to paint the town rainbows and up to be up for never lagging on heels of toes...tippy touching skies striking like lightning... everywhere and all at once.Most movies move me or show me a show any day but Tuesday.
Wanna beat me: try me, i'm a competitive bastard who loathes to lose and be used.Wanna heat me: Gloves and a scarf are perfect, but to cuddling close i'd never object.Wanna repeat me: Wanna repeat me: Take two of me then call me in the morningWanna excrete me: Don't give me sh*t.Wanna clete me: Take your shoes off when you meet me.
Wanna Keats me: Send me an ode on a grecian urn.Wanna greet me: A little poetry mixed with absurdity makes me burn.Wanna bleep me: !@@#$$ ##$% !@$$$@!!!Wanna keep me: I come in all sizes, put don't like to be owned, I prefer writing to the phone, but would much rather see someone in person, then passive agressive firefox surfing.Wanna cream of wheat me: Eat meWanna message me: IM sravenevermore
Music:
Eels, Radiohead, Weird AL, AIR, Stereolab, Aesop Rock, Mos Def, Any Movie Soundtrack(Man on the Moon, Garden State, Boogie Nights, Wedding Singer) Vines, Saul Williams, Common, Styx, Comedy Albums-(Woody Allen, Steven Wright, etc), Masta Ace, Frou-Frou, One Hand Clapping, The Standing O's and Sitting P's, Mutagen Squared, Lego Ejaculate, Goldilockeroom and the Three bare bears, Frank Zappa, Zero-7,
Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Sprited Away, Dumb and Dumber, Bloodsport, Usual Suspects, Dark City, Existenz, Labyrinth, Bowling For Columbine, The Kid Stays in the Picture, The Jerk, Laurel Canyon, Lost in Translation, Chasing Amy, Garden State, The Apartment, Triplets of Belleville, Brazil...Gilliam, Burton, PTA, Scorcese, Kurosawa, Tarantino, Lynch, Wilder, Croenenberg.The Court Jester, The Party, Truman Show, Deconstructing Harry, Lost Highway, The Adventures of Baron Muncheusen, Good Will Hunting, Seven, Fight Club, Memento, Little Monsters, Zero Effect.
Books:
I never learned to read....
hieroglyphics.
I keep judging books by their undercovers then get arrested by the library police.
"The Writing Disease" "Dress your Family in corduroy and denim," Clinton and ME. Without Feathers, Side Effects, Getting Even-Woody Allen, The Pleasure Of My Own Company, David Foster Wallace, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Leyner, Lorrie Moore, Christopher Moore, David Sedaris, Tom Robbins, Saul Williams,
Matchbooks.
Cliffs notes
Cooks: Yan can. Emerille. Iron Chef.
Rooks: Checkmate!
Hooks: Captain, dope underground hip hop choruses, SNL alum JAN
Heroes:
Subway, Blimpie, Tastee Sub Shop I and II, Quick Check, Wawa, Quiznos.
Zeros: The total combined score for the parapalegiac figure skater by the French, Russian and USA judges, amount of money in my pocket right now, freezing point of water in degrees celsius, number of actual seven dwarves named slappy, snappy, clappy, crappy, crabby or grabby; times i've gotten laid this month thus far (June), chance of discovering a naked mermaid waiting for me in room when I get home tonight, the result of muliplying anything including the number of testicles my current dog has by the number zero, the percentage of my body made up of adamantium, platinum or diamonds, the lowest point before things start looking up.Deniros (best): King of Comedy, Raging Bull, Brazil, Mean Streets, Sleepers, Godfather 2, Goodfellas.
