What type of pet are you? -- Hello! Many breeds have contributed to my athletic build and good looks...Ones that i know of are bedlington terrier, Whippet and Lurcher.
What is your name? -- Porridge Horton
What other nicknames do you have? -- Pozza, Twat Face, Dickhead
What is your favorite treat? -- Peanut butter is pretty good. And Rosa's shoes are nice too. And little girls.
What would your owner describe you as? -- A mentalist, but well safe.
What is the funniest thing you have done? -- Eerm, i killed two lambs a few weeks ago. fucking pissed myself. Everyone had a right stress though?
What is the bravest thing you have done? -- Tried to bum this massive dog who was blatently gonna get well pissed off and try and kill me. I wasn't wrong.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? -- shut up. yes.
Are you a social animal? -- oh yes very
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? -- YES it doesn't make much of a difference if people are looking or not though.
Are you friendly? -- yeah deffo
Are you overweight? -- No, i work out regularly and make sure i follow a balanced diet.
Do you like warm milk? -- yeah whatever
Do you eat cheese? -- yeah whatever
Do you eat bugs? -- no actually. might try it though
Do you live with other animals? -- Yes. She is called Sue Densley.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? -- Depends. I'm getting pretty addicted to myspaz! but i do enjoy to run. its a tricky one!
Do you like to exercise? -- yup
Do you like car rides? -- Yeah! Only when i can wear sunglasses and Rosa is playing fuckin bo music. otherwise its just sad.
Do you get into stuff? -- what does that mean. I was put in a bin once.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? -- yeah, ace.
Do you like to swim? -- NO
Do you chase laser pen dots? -- no. sheep.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? -- I have no daddy's. two lesbians and Rosa, Rosa is deffo my fave!!xxxx
