chrisandthat

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i was born in the cold grey streets of warsaw,poland.my mother was retired welsh miner and my father was a half blind cobbler from barnsley. with the mineing industry on its arse and a half blind cobbler as much use as a limp dick at a bukakki party things on the streets were tough. my father managed to sell my sister and my kidneys and raised enough money to pay a people smuggler to ship us via pig crates over to this lovely country. after a short spell picking cockles of morcombe beach and realising mother was never going to make any money as a prostitute,described by one pimp as a sack of shit with a fanny like a tired dogs mouth, we packed up our treasures and hitchhiked to where i spent most of my happiest years.coventry.some might say we should of stuck it out in warsaw but as they say i warsaw, "go fuck your sister,again". i now live and work in leamington spa. i have managed to buy back one of my kidneys. i searched and found my sister who was living in a static caravan in fishguard.she seemed very happy so i left her to it. im looking to chat and make friends with people from similar backgrounds. no looneys though. i like speedway, roast rabbit and dancing to elvis recordings. peace love and pop tarts....