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About Me

I wish I was one of those really funny witty people that have loads of friends and have no spots, not even on their bums but I was last in line when the all mighty gave out looks and wit and now live in Moseley Bog where I make things (Paper Weights, Mouse Traps and Plaster for Paris) and sell myself short (local dealer sells me for 4 foot 3")

I changed my font at pyzam.com

My Interests

I like most things that contain 2 words and the word and...So Country and Western..Bread and Butter...Morcum and Wise.... Roger and Hammerstein...News and Sport..Samson and Delilah.etc etc. But I am also interested in things that contain the letter S like Soup, Sweets, Darts and Snooker. Totally awesomeI also ike taking the piss out of these two

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my imaginary long lost friend Farquhar who sadly went missing on a family trip to Snowdonia when I was 13. One minute he was there the next gone, like the wind..Oh how I miss him....
How To Air Kiss

Music:

I will listen to anything that makes me look popular with my peers, so Billy Idol and Status Quo are my influences if anyone asks but I actually love Level 42 and Deacon Blue. But dont tell the kids for my image will be screwed for sure..Totally awesome

Movies:

I will be honest i'd say I'd watch anything. My all time favs are Westerns (North to Alaska)and Musicals( Seven Brides for Seven Brothers)My favourite film is Jaws...Totally awesome

Television:

Again... i will watch anything but if i have to be picky for fuck sake shit head i do like Deal or no Deal..i have cried a few times...its also very funny, the other day Noel( wait till you hear this bab its a cracker) sat down and read the paper! cos the girl was taking too long to pick boxes. How funnys that! Br-il-lian-t...

Books:

I like to read books like some intellectual rah, rah, arty fart ponce, you know I'm ofter seen in Oxfam engrossed in a Mills and Boon, I just cant read for shit.. Dont judge me... London Fields by Martin Amis is the only book I've ever read and only did so cos Justine from Elastica read out bits on Mark and Lard

Heroes:

Any boy who sports a beard or Tash...Francoise Hardy,Frank Sidebottom, Josephine Baker, Michael Gondry, John Snow, Richard Attenborough, Mark Radcliff, Doris Day, Ian McMillan, Steve McQueen, Osca Wild, Oliver Read, and Marcel Marceau.....the art of mine is an....um..er...artTotally awesome

My Blog

Benni 201

Benicassim antics, more more more, please add more! 200s been assaulted!Pro these, we are:1. LOLOCAUST & Stephen Hawking2. Resin find3. Thinks he's running4. Gollywog boxing5. Sexy assholes!!6. Stoner...
Posted by Sads on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

weirdos

I'm no fem but all boys are weird.
Posted by Sads on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

i wish i was a little bit taller

HelloI wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call herI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 ImpalaI wish I was like six-foot-nine...
Posted by Sads on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:36:00 PST

I never knew

Im a little embarrassed..I never knew books could actually invoke emotions, real ones. Honestly I thought I could only be effected my words that involved me. Like reading a letter from a friend far a...
Posted by Sads on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

short people

Short People   Short People got no reason To live   They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear pl...
Posted by Sads on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:05:00 PST

Sofas have no backs

Sofas have no backs.   That was the first thing I noticed at the bourder.Huge trucks carrying shoddy, show room style sofas that were covered in dust from the long drive through the desert over ...
Posted by Sads on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:10:00 PST