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Andrew Arndts

I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.

About Me

For starters, the last name is Pronounced by using the contraction Are Not (arn't) and add an S.... After 24 years working in retail and five of which in the management, I have turned to my life long dream of being a Stand Up Comic. I have performed at now defunted Jackson Comedy Club, Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, Connxtions Comedy Club - Toledo OH, Dr. Grins @ the B.O.B. - Grand Rapids MI, Interviewed on the Internet Radio Paranormal talk on blogtalkradio.com where that show had over 1250 downloads.

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My Blog

Toast to Fred Trost

As I ponder while preparing a venison roast.Of all the times I watched an outdoor show with Fred Trost as host.Thursday nights at 8 or 11 if I missed the earlier one.Didn't care about the subject, I k...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

Now something to really Piss you off

Well the News media is going full bore on this one.The sad happenings of Virgina Tech. is a tragic event in history,  How in the bloody hell can it be called a "Massacre"?  I am going out on...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:17:00 PST

Warning, this will upset many

This is a repost from my other myspace page...Neglected Horses, Investigation Underway Reporter: Beth Shayne Email Address: [email protected] horses are found in Jackson C...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

If there was a Laugh track, it would throw up

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Posted by Andrew Arndts on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

How Joe Rogan handles Hecklers: Denver

All I am going to say is this is well worth watching.Denver Heckler Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

That Seriously Bites

Do to the lovly economic world we all are up against in one way or another.  The Jackson Comedy Club Located in Jackson, Michigan  has shut its doors forever...in its two year run many outst...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST

Sharpening the Knife

As a Hunter I have a adequate number of knifes.  Like those in your own silverware drawer they need to be sharpened from time to time.Now there are times I will go into a pawn shop to see if anyo...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST

Another Holiday Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Hall Not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall. And I in my armor, my greaves and my helm Was drunker than anyone else in the Realm. ...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

Skip Holiday...RIP

Yes Skip Holiday is Dead... Long Live Skip Holiday.The story of Skip's birth was a unique and pathetic adventure of a 3 teenage boys who was searching for girls.   Myself, Alan, & Tim ha...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST

Soldiers Christmas

Feel free to copy and paste and send     TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO ...
Posted by Andrew Arndts on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST