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Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty

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About Me

I'm good at parallel parking. I'm bad at sitting still. Ice cream makes me sick but I eat it anyway.

I like going to Target and putting things in my mouth without them actually touching my mouth so that people will buy them and never know that they've been in my mouth.

Tell 'em where KC is via the internet!
Here is a helpful graph based on a popular hip-hop song from 1997.

My Interests

Starting fights with extinct animals. Practicing my cursive. Wearing clothes. Eating food. Listening to music. Breathing. Walking from place to place. Karate kicking inanimate objects for disagreeing with me. Searching for the theory of everything.

I'd like to meet:

A skilled gastroenterologist and THIS guy...

The Day I Was Born:
My city flooded and the Royals' longest winning streak in history ended. You're welcome, Kansas City.

Here is a video I like:
The Foo Fighters have a way of making something epic and emotional while still acting like asses.

More Videos

Music:

Ben Folds Five, Reginald Kenneth Dwight and Bernie Taupin, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ben Kweller, Flaming Lips, Count Basie, Rufus Wainwright, Radiohead, The Kinks, Queen, Ben Folds, Thelonius Monk, Cake, Guns 'n Roses, The Beatles, Count Basie, Sebastian Bach of Gilmore Girls, Dio.

Movies:

Your mom likes movies

Rushmore

The Big Lebowski, The Jerk, Batman (1989), This is Spinal Tap, Batman Begins, 12 Monkeys, Friday, Pootie Tang!, When Harry Met Sally, Life Aquatic, Royal Tennenbaums, The Bourne Etcetera, Ghostbusters, Honky Grandma Be Trippin, Who Dat Ninja.

Television:

Past: The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Current: 30 Rock, The Office, Earl, How I Met Your Mother, Ray Ray's Mystery Garage

I also have a casual interest in House and Boston Legal. Thank you Hugh Laurie and William Shatner.

Books:

Sociology and urban planning but most of all, fiction.

Kurt Vonegut, Marshall McLuhan (don't totally get it but I like), Roald Dahl, The Phantom Toolbooth, cookbooks.

I've been reading Don DeLillo's "Underworld" for like two years. Will I ever finish it? Who knows.

Heroes:

Amateur Chess Player Priest Holmes inspires me. He's calculated, odd, warm and determined to the point of stubborn, possibly crazy, not a quitter.

People who work hard and make their own luck like Dave Dore.

FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper

Any friend who can talk me down from a ledge.

My Blog

Batman takes on the Rednecks

Missouri has one of the more bizarre and complex state histories. Purchased from the French, settled by hillbillies and Easterners, we were in the "Union" but still owned slaves. One Missouri town s...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:53:00 PST

I made this money, you didnt. Right Ron? We outta here.

Last night, Bobby Brown met a woman at a gas station in Studio City. They decided to go to a local bar together, because the woman was meeting some guy. "Some guy" turned out to be unattractive prof...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:14:00 PST

Masters of Disguise

Discuss:- Nick Nolte and Gary Busey- Jack Palance and Sam Elliot- Dom Deliouse vs. cajun chef Paul Prudhomme- Tom Seleck vs. Burt Reynolds- Barry Manilow and Joe Montana (also both "played" in Super B...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:03:00 PST

North Hollywood Opossums!

There are opossums in North Hollywood.  Basically they look like giant rats.  Though if you type "possum" with an "o" in to Google images, you get slightly cuter results.  Here is wha...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:16:00 PST

Did Anyone Else Hear That?

Last night I'm eating at Wahoo's Fish Taco and over the speakers they're playing XM channel 30, "The Hitlist", also known as the "Stuff they play on regular radio" channel, except that XM us...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:23:00 PST

The Legend of Half Beard

For the sake of being stupid, I shaved half of my face. It's 1:30AM and I want to see if I'll wake up surprised.I think this would be a good idea for a really terrible sitcom. Some guy would have a ...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST

Witch Trial in Saudi Arabia

You know how we're not supposed to judge other people's cultures because we don't understand their traditions?  Well, a woman in Saudi Arabia is going to be executed for "bewitching" a man and ma...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

Dane Cook: The Battle Rages On

Watching TV at the gym (which is important so you know I wasn't watching some E! Network countdown about the sexiest this and that) I saw Dane Cooked dubbed America's "Sexiest Funnyman". I think "Fun...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

Petty Predictions

During the Super Bowl, my friend Richard successfully predicted all four Tom Petty songs IN THE ORDER THEY WOULD BE PLAYED.A few of us have near perfect success predicting Super Bowl performances (Pri...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:13:00 PST

More Legendary than Barney

I'm watching the Beatles' "Hard Day's Night" and, you know, it's fun. I enjoy the music and silliness. It's ironic that a movie that makes them seem like "just regular guys" would inspire this quest...
Posted by Scott J., His Ponylicious Majesty on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:06:00 PST