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About Me

Brevity is for stupids.

Growing up I wanted to be Ben Katz more than anything! Except for Coach McGuirk who is a GOD!

Activity: I like kickball. If I was a teenager, I would say that I “like” like kickball. And then, I’d have a friend pass kickball a note during 4th period English class so we could make out during lunch, by the big gnarled oak tree in the quad. I liked kickball so much, I would stand outside kickball’s window and try to figure out ways to sneak in through the window.

I play on the Awesome Helicopter Ninjas and have since its inception. I used to be the President of the CAStudio Division , but that’s over…for now. In the Winter 06 Season, we won the championship. It was awesome! In the Spring 06 Season, we won the championship again! That is called back to back, for those that are stupid idiots. This has never been done before in the Southern Californian WAKA leagues. I did my part, by sitting on the bench for most of this last season! Yes! I still get a ring, motherfuckers. We, Ninjas, are going to play in the Leader's Cup. Which is one of the top two national championships of kickball, in San Diego on November 11th.

6 months later....The Awesome Helicopter Ninjas won ANOTHER championship, but also lost one. So, we're 3/4 in championships.

I also now am captain of a new team in the Junction Division, this is the Hobolympians . We also have a Flickr Page . I love this team a lot.

Future: I try to write children's literature, but as of late, have no time for it. Correction: I am lazy. And sometimes Double Dash gets in the way.

Obsession: I can tell you the name of every He-Man and the Master's of the Universe character ever created. Also, in general, I know too much about them. As individuals, and as a whole. I had all but three of them. I didn't have King Randor, Clamp Champ or Scare Glow. I can even tell you about the one that was created (though never physically created) as part of a contest through the MotU magazine, back in the early 80's. And I'm not talking about He-Ro, who was some European dandy of a He-Man figure. His name was Photog. Technically, "The Fearless Photog" . I entered that contest and did not win. The guy my grandmother and I created had an Octopus head. And was about a billion times better than Photog. Photog can eat my ass. Fuckin' Photog. More like....Dumb....tog.

Foods: I can eat an entire package of Chewy Chips Ahoy! Cookies and not feel ill. The same applies to Pizza. I started Pizza Club because of this. Its nearly perfect in concept and execution.

I also have several food related phobias that are so vast and complex, it would require a computer the size of a small moon to properly translate to coherency.

Awesomeness: The Super Manfredi still blows my mind. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

h. jon benjamin, michael ian black, dracula, son of blacula, vegetable man, whoever invented the "zing!" the "oh, snap" the "ice burn" or the "face". scott's sister has already invented "face" as a noun, but I mean it as a...you know, a thingie.

My Blog

Onesolved Mysteries

My cat is a continuous jerk. For the past week or so he has adopted a new behavior of overturning his water dish. I would come home from work or go to feed him in the morning and his water dish would...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 21:18:00 GMT

The Car Wash

The excitement of my day never stops. Remember, always get the deluxe wash. The cost is negligible. the iron (plastic) jaws of the car wash MarkVII begin to consume my car with um, washer thingies. ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:27:00 GMT

book

I'm reading a book! Go, me! Take that, not books.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 21:40:00 GMT

Fractured Ankle! Updated With X-Rays!!!

Last night in our game against the Pregnant Cheerleaders, in which we eventually whooped them 12 to 0, I was sliding into third base and went feet first and my left ankle got caught on the turf and sn...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:23:00 GMT

Tat Two: Ninja Stars. UPDATED!!!

Yesterday I got my new tattoos. I went to Dan Collins, whom Cameron and Julie recommended. He was basically badass. We made some changes to the original plan and they ended up much better than I could...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:26:00 GMT

Coffee shouldn't be this difficult....

Looking for a new coffee maker should not be this difficult. Why am I making it so hard on myself? This is stupid. I've spent the last...oh, half hour, at work trying to find one that meets my needs. ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:18:00 GMT

don't remember

i don't remember a number of e-mails and messages sent out last night whilst under the influence of a particular liquor. yay, so that was fun. apparently, i am a very happy drunk and also one that is...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Minor Obsession: Live Action Video Games

Yesterday, Eric and I were marvelling over old Mario Bros. video clips featuring retardedly quick completion times. Like SMB in under five minutes and SMB3 in 7 or 11 or something. Well, that got me l...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:05:00 GMT

Another Stupid Meme stolen from Jaymi

BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBORED 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?No2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?no, its the only time a man is allowed to cry. Grrr. Or, at the e...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:54:00 GMT

Behold: The Mac & Cheese-a-dilla

In the history of the world, there has never been something like this. Oh, shut up. You think that the combination of chocolate and hot milk was awesome. Lick my nuts. This rules so f'n hard. I give ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 20:37:00 GMT