Growing up I wanted to be Ben Katz more than anything! Except for Coach McGuirk who is a GOD!
Activity: I like kickball. If I was a teenager, I would say that I “like†like kickball. And then, I’d have a friend pass kickball a note during 4th period English class so we could make out during lunch, by the big gnarled oak tree in the quad. I liked kickball so much, I would stand outside kickball’s window and try to figure out ways to sneak in through the window.
I play on the Awesome Helicopter Ninjas and have since its inception. I used to be the President of the CAStudio Division , but that’s over…for now. In the Winter 06 Season, we won the championship. It was awesome! In the Spring 06 Season, we won the championship again! That is called back to back, for those that are stupid idiots. This has never been done before in the Southern Californian WAKA leagues. I did my part, by sitting on the bench for most of this last season! Yes! I still get a ring, motherfuckers. We, Ninjas, are going to play in the Leader's Cup. Which is one of the top two national championships of kickball, in San Diego on November 11th.
6 months later....The Awesome Helicopter Ninjas won ANOTHER championship, but also lost one. So, we're 3/4 in championships.
I also now am captain of a new team in the Junction Division, this is the Hobolympians . We also have a Flickr Page . I love this team a lot.
Future: I try to write children's literature, but as of late, have no time for it. Correction: I am lazy. And sometimes Double Dash gets in the way.
Obsession: I can tell you the name of every He-Man and the Master's of the Universe character ever created. Also, in general, I know too much about them. As individuals, and as a whole. I had all but three of them. I didn't have King Randor, Clamp Champ or Scare Glow. I can even tell you about the one that was created (though never physically created) as part of a contest through the MotU magazine, back in the early 80's. And I'm not talking about He-Ro, who was some European dandy of a He-Man figure. His name was Photog. Technically, "The Fearless Photog" . I entered that contest and did not win. The guy my grandmother and I created had an Octopus head. And was about a billion times better than Photog. Photog can eat my ass. Fuckin' Photog. More like....Dumb....tog.
Foods: I can eat an entire package of Chewy Chips Ahoy! Cookies and not feel ill. The same applies to Pizza. I started Pizza Club because of this. Its nearly perfect in concept and execution.
I also have several food related phobias that are so vast and complex, it would require a computer the size of a small moon to properly translate to coherency.
Awesomeness: The Super Manfredi still blows my mind. .. width="425" height="350" ..