TODAY’S FIASCO! |
Today, I totally pissed my mom off. I ran away cause I decided it'd be cool to break the fence. So WHILE mom is at a funeral, the neighbor calls and then puts me back. but noooooo, I wasn't havin...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:03:00 GMT |
And then there was ONE... |
So, my mom thought she'd be smart and got the new puppy. I hated her and kicked her ass, so she had to get to steppin'. Then mom really figures herself the genius and gets a kitten.... well we live in...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:49:00 GMT |
I hate the new dog. |
So my mom brought home this hyper goofy pound puppy who loves to make me so mad that I attack her... then she kicks my ass cause she's stronger and has sharper teeth!
My mom did the responsible thing...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:31:00 GMT |
My partner in crime.... |
I miss my buddy/roomie, Titan who died this last June. He was an awesome, huge, beautiful boxer with tons of energy and I knew him since I was a pup. He died pretty suddenly and we miss him a whole bu...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 16:22:00 GMT |
clean house |
my owner had the house cleaned today which means she won't let me in. damn it! maybe if i stare at her long enough from the yard, she'll give in to my longing eyes. ahhhh, i give up. i'm gonna go bark...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:20:00 GMT |
breath of a dog |
My breath smells. I guess it's still "morning breath" if you sleep and wake up a lot. So, I guess I have that all the time. No wonder my owner lady won't kiss me. I try but she keeps saying that ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:24:00 GMT |
All in a day's work. |
Today I ate and slept again. You'd think I'd try something new, being a dog and all. But, hey, I've got a nice set up here, so if it ain't broke, don't gotta fix it! :-)
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:17:00 GMT |
