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Le Chat Qui Tue

Bin icht sexy?

About Me

Ask your dad.

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

Guns, El Caminos, Gin and Juice, Martial Arts, Lipgloss, Pearls, The Mile High Club,

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

A young Chevy Chase.

Music:

So many bands, so little time.

Movies:

Buffalo 66, The Graduate, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Blues Brothers, Little Shop Of Horrors, The Nightmare Before Christmas, In The Mood For Love, Requiem For A Dream, Big Fish, Lost In Translation, Style Wars, Cry Baby, Edward Scissorhands, Henry and June, Motocycle Diaries, C.R.A.Z.Y, Caddyshack

Books:

Yes Please.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee

My Blog

Le Chat Qui Tue's Ten Commandments for Conversational Charm

Sometimes it is most difficult to be charming, especially when others irritate us to the 'nth' degree. What can we do about the other person's hostility? What can we do about his rebuffs and negative ...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:01:00 PST

Parting is such sweet sorrow!

Ok fine. Can anyone who is not my friend kindly delete themselves from my Friend's list? Especially that Dr. Kahn asshole who keeps trying to sell me Viagara and Vallium.
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

Stick a fork in me, I'm done!

"All myspace accounts left unattended may be removed and possibly destroyed."This is no exception. Say good bye to Le Chat Qui Tue, I can't keep up with so many profiles so I'm deleting this one, as ...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

Movin' on Up!

I never thought I'd say this but I have too many 'friends'. This situation is making it hard for me to keep up with everyone so in the interest of staying in touch I've created a new profile http://...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

It's nice to know brilliant people, it's even better to be related to them!

Trevor 3/14/2006 10:49 PM Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon, call up Killa Kitty just to see how she's doing...Hello? What up Bro! Yo lil' sis, whats crackin?You thinkin what I'm thinkin? EI...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

Let me give you some more of the good stuff

From: The Madster Date: Mar 10, 2006 8:25 PM Hey babe! Im in manchester right now with wendy! we re in soome dudes appartment. (sam) he invited us to an 80's party tomorrow! we re having fun! ry ry wa...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

Cette nuit m'a overt les yeux.

Dans un fleuve la couleur du fil, immergent le bébé et l'enveloppe dans les nouvelles du monde. Laisser la sur un seuil. Cette nuit m'a ouvert les yeux et je ne dormirai encore jam...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:32:00 PST

I like this.

As Americas best-loved semi-pro freelance conversationalist,  I am often queried about my brazen humorousity.  How is it possible, I am asked, that you are able to extemporaneously lectu...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

La Reconnaissance du Gamin

Un jeudi gras, vers les trois heures après midi, flânant sur les boulevards de Paris, j'aperçus au coin du faubourg Poissonnière, au milieu de la foule, une de ces petites figures enfantines dont l'ar...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bone-Chilling tale of the Homicidal Killer (expurgated version)

The Bone-Chilling Tale of the Homicidal Killer (expurgated version) Buster was a big man, they said, and he believed them. Certainly he is strong. Certainly he is tall. Certainly he shops at Big L...
Posted by Le Chat Qui Tue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST