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Mikethemakeupho

Wha Gwaan???...

About Me

Ummmmmm......Hi. Geez....what am I supposed to say lets see.....I like to make my bed....then lie in the center and wrap the blankets around me like a burrito. Sometimes when I'm just taking a nap, I'll just wrap half the blanket around me like a taco. I'm a makeup artist at MAC Cosmetics and specialize in whore makeup. It's very rewarding. I'm also a bartender at the Guvernment/koolhaus. Sometimes I like to slip people rufies just for shits and giggles. Ha ha.....If you think I'm serious your stupid. I work alot of soca and reggae parties where people yell at me and call me "Mista Chin" it hurts my feelings. My favourite things include Cigarettes, Coca-cola, Coffee, Hamburgers, Pizza, Ice cream, Chips, And Randy's beef Patties.When I first meet people I like to ask them:What 3 songs would you strip to? The first song is your intro song where they tell everyone your name and you take your clothes off. The second song is where you show everyone your personality and athletic ability. The third song is when you dance like you have no spine and show every one your asshole. I think this questions tells me alot about people and whether or not we can eat burgers together. Lately ah've reallay beeeeen inta tawlkin with a cuntreeee aaxcent. Ah can onlay keep up for about faaaaav minuts thow. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I like smokes, cokes, tim hortons coffee, burgers, hotdogs, grilled cheeses, ice cream, beef patties from the ghetto, dolphins, pandas,puppies and sexy monkey's . I also have a new found fascination for knives. Don't fuck with me or I will cut chooo. Oh ya, I'm really into interpretive dance.. I love to feel the music and express it through (e)motion. Dance practice is twice per week.

I'd like to meet:

I kinda have social anxiety..... I have a really strict screening process....I don't really like strangers. But If I like you I really fuckin like you.

Music:

Yeah yeah yeahs, The Darkness, Rob Zombie, Tiga, BlackStrobe, Dark sexy house that makes me feel like I'm being chased thru a forest at night, LCD Sound System, MIA, Diplo, Mylo, The Streets, Bjork, Keane, Pulp, Fiest, Esthero, Heart.Anyone who says they like everything is stupid, have a goddamn opinion.

Movies:

Kill Bill 1&2, A history of violence, Thumbsucker, Palindromes, X-men, Blade, Dawn of the dead, My life without me, Exotica, Dancer in the dark, Alien, Aliens, Strange Days, Underworld

Television:

Buffy the Vampire slayer. If you think the show's stupid you deserve to die. Six Feet under (so sad.....I had to cut myself to feel better) MTV, Anything on HBO.

Books:

dude.....I totally forgot how to read. for real. ok ok... garfield comics, but only when i'm scared shitless.

Heroes:

stupid question

My Blog

random shit and another word fusion

sooooooooo.......Christmas is nuckin futs at the store.This mother and daughter both came in shopping for makeup, they both passed the fuck out in the middle of the floor. When the paramedics came, w...
Posted by Mikethemakeupho on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

word fusions.

so......lately I have been inventing words.......it's my new thing. And I've decide to spread the wealth so here goes. Just remember, you can use them, but i own them. If you try and take credit fo...
Posted by Mikethemakeupho on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:25:00 PST

Ma first muthafuckin blog!

so.......this is my first blog ever......it makes me nervous like i wanna poo.  Ummmmm.....hopefully I'll conquer my social anxiety and make some new friends and then eventually place them on the...
Posted by Mikethemakeupho on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST